2006-07-15 17:45:37 · 40 answers · asked by GeorgieBoy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wassup?
2006-07-17 06:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, one or the other of these, depending upon the time of day:
Fish for Lunch? Again? Is this to go?
Will that be one fish or two? Would you like bread with that? We have a special on the 'Fish, with cheese, and bread'!
Why is it that if I tell others that I speak to God, in my prayers, they think it common and alright, but, when I state that God speaks to me, suddenly I am to be avoided?
If you turned the water to wine, many times, was it a mass hallucination? Wouldn't that be illegal under todays laws about mind altering 'drugs', and, the tax laws, both then, and now?
Does that make You a thief of the Roman Empire, and the Province of Galalee? I mean, you 'pirated ' when you didn't pay the taxes on the wine!
May I walk a mile, in your shoes?
2006-07-15 17:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Muhammad Ali had an audience with the Pope the media asked him what he asked the Pope. Muhammad said he didn't ask the Pope anything, he just listened.
Wisdom listens.
2006-07-15 17:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by BP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already know all the answers to all the questions I could possibly ask him...accept one, When is this system gonna end?
2006-07-15 17:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by Devon M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What really happened during those two decades of your life from 12 to 32 that were not included in the bible?
2006-07-15 17:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jesus (peace be upon him), could you tell the truth to everyone on Earth?
2006-07-15 17:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by Kurniawan A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
I would be so surprised, I'd have less of an idea than I have now.
This is still a pretty lame question..:-) (mine I mean)
2006-07-15 17:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Don't look too close! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long will you let it continue? it's already like it was in the days of Noah, there are famines, kingdoms are rising against kingdoms, the sea is roaring, men are destroying the earth...... wait a minute....it could end any minute, glory to GOD.
2006-07-15 18:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by joe916 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jesus, would you like to go to lunch?
2006-07-15 17:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by FCabanski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ask him questions everyday.
He leads me and guides me.
If I am asking one question, then it must be the end and I would ask him to take me home.
2006-07-15 17:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋