Tom and Susan are happily lived together for 20 years every time they made love, Tom was insisted they do it with the light off. Susan thinks it’s all to do with his not wanting to be seen naked. But today, on their anniversary, she decides to try to rid him of his embarrassment - she really believes that she can cure him of his habit. That night, while they’re having a great shtup, Susan suddenly turns on the bedside lamp and sees Tom with a vibrator in his hand - a soft pen*s shaped one, but much larger than the real thing. She is shocked and very angry. You impotent ***, she screams at him, how could you have lied to me all these years? You’d better explain or you won’t see me again. Tom looks at her and calmly says, OK. I'll explain the vibrator ….you explain our children.
2006-07-15 17:41:22 · 35 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gosh.. how can she explain that??? hi hi hi
2006-07-16 02:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by katrina_ponti 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
10+
2006-07-15 18:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-07-29 10:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by wereinlovemnc4ever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! A much better version!!! Thought the one I'd heard b4 was missing something, lol. :)
2006-07-15 17:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! You Had Me Cracking Up!!!! Your Good At Telling Jokes!! LMAO!!!!
2006-07-28 15:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-27 05:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by mlm1975 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-07-15 18:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya know...I read this the other day and told my husband tonight. He was laughing so hard!!! Good joke!
2006-07-17 19:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but still good hehehehehehe my mind, my eyes, they love what they're reading hehehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-15 17:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hoooo hooooo hoooo haaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa funny funny funny
2006-07-23 15:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think I have heard it before but real good
2006-07-29 02:13:53 · answer #11 · answered by kjbart3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋