Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a sex therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he could help them. After hours of tests, he agreed he could help. He told them to stop at the store on the way home and buy donuts and grapes. Mrs. Smith was to toss the donuts at Mr.Smith's erection and eat the ones that stayed on. Mr.Smith was to roll the grapes across the floor and eat the ones that became lodged in Mrs.Smith's love canal.
A few weeks later, the Jones' came to see the doctor. "Our friends the Smiths told us to come to you." they said.
The doctor ran the tests and came back to the Jonses'. He told them he was sorry but there was just nothing he could do. The Jonses' said "You helped the Smith's, why won't you help us?"
After continued begging from the Jonses', the doc said "ok,ok...stop by the market on the way home and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of oranges."
2006-07-15 16:41:56 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't have an answer for you
but I like your joke
2006-07-15 16:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by flowerweeangel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 03:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious....kinda sad for the jonses though...
2006-07-15 17:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by allicinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know how this is supposed to make people cool...it looks more like its supposed to make people hot...hahahahahahahahahahaha nice one dude....uhh (collapses foaming and twitching)
2006-07-15 17:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ha ha Oldie but gooddiieeee
2006-07-15 17:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, now thats a good one , Cheers to you !
2006-07-15 16:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha he he he he
2006-07-15 17:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lordy!
2006-07-15 16:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice
2006-07-15 16:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by nothing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok heard it be4
2006-07-15 16:44:27 · answer #10 · answered by NFL RULES 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋