2006-07-15 16:15:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If any of them looked like Johnny Depp I'm sure the ol' lady & the daughter would have bailed on him!
2006-07-15 16:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would have been no need for God to save Noah if he ran into pirates, because the pirates would have drowned trying to board the ark.
2006-07-15 23:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God had already saved Noah. All others, with the exception of Noah's family, were drowned. Hence, no pirates..sorry.. AaArrRgGgggg!!!!
2006-07-15 23:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the defense that God gave Noah against pirates is the smell of the Ark...who could come within a mile of it and live?????
2006-07-16 11:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must remember, God was on Noah and his family's side. God would have taken care of any marauding pirates still left after the great flood. There probably were none left anyway.
2006-07-15 23:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by jcorcor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if came across dennis hopper like in waterworld. j/k
I think the pirates would have had his own message from god saying that noah needed a partner for a spades game.
2006-07-15 23:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Corey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must remember, No other men were saved. No other vessel could withstand the waves. This arc was virtually indestructible and was made for water to pass over it.
No other flesh was saved.
2006-07-15 23:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did, he put a rainbow, complete with pot of gold in the sky to distract them. They sailed off, on a quest, and when the water receeded, the made land in Ireland. Their descendents live there today, and look a lot like forengi...
and thy like whiskey...
2006-07-15 23:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pirates all drowned . or haven't you read the book.
2006-07-15 23:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by ole_lady_93 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, he was carrying the future of mankind on that ship... the LoveBoat... if you are into the animal thang....
2006-07-15 23:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋