I had a little get together at my place yesterday, it was an Avon party for all the local Avon ladies. The cheese ball made my stomach all upset, and I ran into the bathroom (which is next to the living room where everyone was gathered) and I sat down to relieve myself. Lets just say, the smell and noise were heard by ALL in the living room! I tried to play it off when I was done, I walked out to find everyone looking directly at me. They said nothing, but two ladies held their noses as I walked by. I dont know how to face these people again, they heard everything. Oh, I have this awful problem w/ groaning as I #2, I'm sure that did not help any. How can I face these people again, and kick this habit w/ making these grunting sounds as I , you know.
2006-07-15 15:27:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
Do it again sound funny
2006-07-15 15:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Love America 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hey, welcome to the club. We all have social problems and you are the way you are, as human as anyone else. They have had their moments too, it was just your turn and they happened to be there. You have no need to feel embarrassed or apologetic to anyone, we all have our own problems, unless these women are not human. I think you should continue with your groaning and noise and whoever doesn't like it can go to ----. May I suggest that you have a powerful airfreshner spray on hand available at Walmart for a couple of dollars and use it liberally and make a joke of it. However, I do need to add that a restroom next to the livingroom or kitchen is bad architecture and engineering, and these bozos need to go back to the drawing board. Take care and God bless
2006-07-15 22:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by KonSengWon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have a medical problem unknown to you at present. Maybe you ought to think of scheduling an appointment with an internal medicine doctor, having upper and lower G.I. series done.
If it turns out to be nothing, Peptobismol, and Malox work real well to combat excess gas and the other.
2006-07-15 22:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can tell them you are so embarrassed and very sorry. I am sure they will understand as all of us have had an embarrassing problem at one time or another and everyone uses the bathroom!
Next time i suggest no dairy for you or excuse yourself to a different bathroom in the house (if there is one).
2006-07-15 22:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by neona807 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who Cares?? It's a normal body function and everyone does it, the unfortunate thing here is that the restroom was so close to the livingroom, is that your problem?? Just go on with your life and forget about it, let he who has not gone #2 cast the first stone!
2006-07-15 22:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Rubberchicken 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe do not make a big deal about it and tell them you forgot to take your lactose medicine and that You are sick. If they are your friends they will be kind. For the other women acquaintances--I would not even worry about it. They will just have to live with it. It is really none of their business. Maybe you should see a doctor if this illness persists?
2006-07-15 22:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm willing to put money on the fact that everyone in that room has had a similar experience. You can't help what happened, and if they were descent people, they'd forget about it. You should, too. You have nothing to be ashamed of. It happens.
2006-07-15 22:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by crazyallie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard women in the public bathrooms and i don't think anything of it and my friend has broken wind big time and says excuse me ...at times i sound like i am too on a squeeky chair or floorboard etc but i don't care anymore I'm sure they were embarassed for you as they have probably all had their moments we are all human I'd be a bit embarssed if you heard me in the bathroom most times i go it's human
2006-07-16 00:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are lactose intolerant No dairy for you my friend. Don't worry about your party guests1 Those who are your friends will think nothing of it and those who don't know you well were just glad it wasn't them and the few left are B***** anyway . Hold your head up high and think nothing of it. But do ask your doc next time you see him he may be able to help.
2006-07-15 22:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite them back, and hand out brownies spiked with mega laxative and sit back and enjoy the races to the throne.
(Remember to remove all items which could be used for wiping from the powder room as well.)
Good Luck!
2006-07-16 00:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by blak_ravn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck,I believe you should invite them back over and raise the bet to see if they can top you. In my house you would be applauded.
2006-07-17 20:20:09 · answer #11 · answered by Mr. Abercrombie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋