A few years ago I had learned yoga. And last night she came home early from a girls night out, and caught me doing my yoga. She flipped out and left me while saying "If you can do that you freak then why do you need me?" Why doesn't she understand that I am capable of "pleasing" myself. I've tried calling her cell phone all day today, and she doesn't answere, do you think that I blew it? What is there that I can do to make her come back to me?
2006-07-15 15:09:29 · 15 answers · asked by no_clue_on_what_2_do 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If what you were doing was yoga and not masturbation and she left you over that you are far better off without her. besides if you can do 'that' to yourself go on tour with the circus and hook up with the contortionist, you two would have a blast.
2006-07-15 15:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If she caught you doing what I think you were doing, I understand why she freaked out. She may or may not get over that. Can you make her come back? You know the answer to that, No. Even if she understands she may have seen something she can't deal with. If that is the case, move on.
2006-07-15 22:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by snddupree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She really isn't worth the trouble then. Go find another girl, and if she really does care about you, she'll get jealous, and she'll get back to you. I like guys that know yoga. I think it's hot.
2006-07-15 22:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do yoga. tantric yoga. nobody has ever dumped me for it. of course i don't think that you are talking about yoga. i think you are talking about putting a piece of man meat in your mouth and suckling it like a child to a teet. i suppose you swallow your own load too. FRUITBAG!
you can't do anything. she has already told all of her friends. you should move to a new city and start over. or just admit it and go gay.
or... you should cut your penis off like robb lowe did in that one movie where he played a retarded guy. that would show her just how much you care about her.
2006-07-15 22:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say she isn't right for you if she doesn't understand that you want to do that. If you REALLY and truly want her back, give up the yoga.
2006-07-15 22:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget about her! If she cant understand that it's important to you and wont even try to find out why it is you do that, then she is'nt worth it. You need to find someone who will try to work things out, not run off and ignore you. My advise, find a nice girl who will accept you and treat you right.
2006-07-15 22:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by sarah_n_rj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a sick idiot. you got caught now your trying to make it better. your a bigger doofus than your used to be girlfriend would give you credit for.and you are a freak. you probably do "yoga" (what is that a cute way to say you masterbate) about her mom you sick perverted person.
2006-07-15 22:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by curtismarsch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I'm impressed that you can do the jelly roll. I'm still trying to master.
I think it's great. And if the g/f can't unconditionally accept you, you will continue to hide other things about yourself to keep her. It's not worth it.
2006-07-15 22:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by Raggedy Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you trying to say you can suck your own **** yeah if you can do that then y you need a woman for.plus is kind of freaky when you think about it. now if its just yoga then is all good.
2006-07-15 22:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by super girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it really the universally known exercise of yoga that you were doing? :)
she sounds like she has a screw loose if it was.
2006-07-15 22:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋