2006-07-15 15:01:47 · 21 answers · asked by rufuspufus2084 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Let 'er rip brother!!!! Then smile at her and tell her you just blew her a kiss...
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2006-07-15 15:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should be able to be yourself around your partner, be as you would be when you are alone, so that means that you should be able to fart in front of her. You wouldn't go to the bathroom if you were alone, so why would you do it when she is around? Just make sure you aren't being completely rude and obscene about it, and there should be nothing wrong with it. And if she DOES mind, she should tell you about it!
2006-07-15 22:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by swedchef13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man if you are not comfortable farting in front of your wife, what kinda relationship do u have? Natural body function, let it fly.
2006-07-15 22:06:54 · answer #3 · answered by Brainiac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think all women secretly wish that men could leave the room. However, it has been my experience that they just can not do this. So, being the wonderfully forgiving wifey I am I just roll my eyes, so I'm sure your would too. Try to be sure it's not anytime her head is too close to it if you "catch my drift"....lmao. Best wishes
2006-07-15 22:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out why you don't like your wife, and if that is a permanent thing, or just some kind of grudge that you can clear up. If it is some kind of thing that can be cleared up, do that, but if it is more serious, then get a divorce.
2006-07-15 22:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by sonyack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure it's not pointed at her and that you're a couple of feet away. If she'd divorce you for farting, you've got bigger problems in your marriage.
2006-07-15 22:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by normobrian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it rip...hell if she can't take a good fart what the hell will she do if you break your arms and she has to wipe for ya
2006-07-15 22:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by fadded 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk past her while she's sitting on the couch and grab her head. Pull her face to your butt and fart in her face! Then say, "Bask in the ambiance, Baby!".
2006-07-15 23:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say fart, then tell her that they aren't just any farts, but gourmet farts."When you care to share the very best.
2006-07-15 22:09:14 · answer #9 · answered by Bubsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just do it. my husband farts and then gives me a big ol goofy smile and a kiss and it usually makes me giggle. of course, i just return the favor... his best friend finds it appropriate to light his on fire.. ah.. it's just gas... we all do it.. if she doesn't like it, tough ****... ha ha.. that was unintentionally funny
2006-07-16 00:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by MnKLmT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋