What was your weirdest dream?

Question

My dreams are the mix of everything I did or thought of during the day. In my dream, I came out of Costco with my family with a 50 pack of magical sausages for 1.99. If you threw one magical sausage and made a command (e.g.: Make me taller!), it will grant your wish. So I was running around, making commands, especially cloning, cuz cloning is fun. Then, my previous classmates from last year showed up and we went to school. I showed off my magical sausages, and I shared some with my friends. I used the magical sausages to freeze sewer waters, change appearances, and a whole lot of stuff. I don't think that your dreams can get weirder than that!

I like sausages and meatballs (DONT THINK SICK)

Answer 1

I had a dream a gay clown was trying to suck my blood with his finger nails.

Answer 2

I have ALOT of weird dreams. One time, I dreamed that I was walking to my school (my school ain't exactly close), and I was almost there and I got a ride for like 2 minutes from firemen in a firetruck. Then there was like a huge nasty black lake in front with little stepping stones that you had to jump on to cross. And there was a bunch of bats flying around trying to knock me off. Then I came up to my school, went inside, and I died. The end. Great story, I know. Don't ask how I remember all of it.

Answer 3

My wierdest dream was when I was ruler of the world. I commanded everyone. I didn't have to use my money because whenever I wanted something I'd make someone else give it to me. I also had a magical power of destruction in my dream. Any one who didn't do what I told them to do was destroyed by a fireball.

Answer 4

I dreamt I walked into a public washroom and a wall had collapsed and Dorothy from the Golden Girls was trapped under the fallen bricks. I struggle to free her and get her into a waiting car but her legs are too long and heavy to do the task! I woke up panic striken!

Answer 5

I found this rock that changed shapes. and if you threw it at a wall it would make like a time zone thing. so i kept going back and forth in time and people were like, "I thought you were over there". I brought an animal back from time that kinda looked like a parrot but it had a dog head and i sold it to a scientist and became rich....it was awesome.

Answer 6

i was in a catholic church and i was like 5 and all of a sudden a monkey man came up and everyone ran me and my sister hid under the benches but soon he found us and took us away next thing i knew me and my sister were above san jose in a net connected to the helicopter that was controlled by the monkeyman and we were monkeys! he used a microphone and said if that my parents ever wanted to see us again then theyd have to give hi something (cant remember what) and then i wake up its pretty wierd if you ask me i have that dream like 2ce a year

Answer 7

I had a dream the world was made out of chicken noodle soup where everyone would float on the noodles and eat the meat for food.

Answer 8

have you ever seen the movie IT BY STEVEN KING? well my husband and i were both sleeping when all of a sudden i saw the crazy clown and a balloon popped.the weired thing is that my old man saw and heard the same thing and we both woke scared out of our minds. to this day we do not understand how we both dreamed and heard the same thing even the color of the balloon was the same. that was 12 years ago.

Answer 9

I had a dream where I went to my old house and there were these opossum like creatures that were puking and crapping everywhere. The house was filled with like 2 feet of their mess. And they were crawling all through it.

Blech.

Answer 10

I experienced a night terror one time. It has something to do with being in the stage of sleep between consciousness and un consciousness or something like that. I'm not an expert on it. I came home from work on the overnight stock crew at the local grocery. I was 17 at the time. Nothing like this had happened before or since and I'm 32 now. It sticks in my brain as if it were yesterday. Since I worked at night and slept during the day I put aluminum foil on the windows to avoid the sun. The room was completely dark except for a little light coming in from the hallway where I had left the door slightly open. I had only been laying down for a moment opening and closing my eyes. I was still a little wired since I had just come home. Eventually my eyes adjusted to the darkness and I could make out some things in the room. I blink again and someone jumps on top of me. I didn't have time to think, I was in defense mode, trying to push this person off of me, but he had huge hands that were holding my shoulders down and my upper arms. He was sitting on my chest. It crossed my mind that it was a friend messing with me but only for a split second because in the same moment I reealized that my friends weren't that strong to where I couldn't role them off of me. I was pinned down and there was no way to move. I was trying and struggling to lift growing more scared by the second. Working off that fear pushing my muscles to the limit to get this dark black figure off of me. Then in another blink the figure is gone, my arms go flying towards and passed each other. I lift my body up breathing heavy ready to defend myself further, but he was gone. I stayed up for a while and eventually went to sleep. I didn't check the house because I new it asn't real, but I couldn't figure out what happened. For a moment, I must admit, I questioned my atheism. Was it a demon? That is how real it was. To compare, if you've ever been through an experience like a car accident where you were fine for one second and scared for your life the next. My muscles were sore for two days after, from the strain of trying to lift someone off of me. I talked to many people in the years following and I heard many theories usually related to some type of turmoil going on in my life or an actual demon. At the time I had left my moms house for only a few months for the first time. I had been an atheist for at least 5 years at that point so I didn't buy the demon theory. Then, several years later I was sitting at home, when my best friend, who heard the story many times, called and said turn discovery channel on right now. I did and saw a re-enactment on this documentary of something called a night terror. It was a perfect re-enactment of what happened to me. It was if the story was about me. It brought me chills just to see it again. I watched and found out that night terrors have been reported by all cultures over the centuries. Even tribes in the jungles. It has been witnessed and studied in scientific settings by monitoring people who have a disorder that causes this type of dream(nightmare) on a regular basis. Ifeel for these people. I would have a hard time functioning with this type of thing happening regularly. Now my dreams are not even memorable most times, just ordinary. I'm 32 and to this night, even though it has been 15 years since it happened. When I go to sleep, it will be on my side, so no one will jump on me.

Answer 11

when i was floating in black air,then i fell off a cliff and landed on a bed of spikes and turned into a purple zombie that had no teeth but was still able to eat corn on the cob until i fell off the cliff and poked my eye out then i turned into Blackbeard and devoured a monkey...then i woke up O_O"