2006-07-15 14:38:40 · 20 answers · asked by Critical Mass 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
i like to eat potatoes with my ears and my toes like to eat corn on the cob. Oh, yeah, I'm having your baby. Sex was good.
2006-07-15 14:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Tori ♥ 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
An old man and an old woman decide to get together and have sex. Since both of their respective partners are dead, they see no harm in a little hanky panky.
Well, after all is said and done, they are laying in bed together. The man thinks to himself "wow, if I had known she was still a virgin, I would have been more gentle with her."
The woman thinks to herself, "wow, if I'd known he could still get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose."
Hope you have a good night. Cheers!
2006-07-15 14:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Big Perm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the only joke I can ever remember
What do women and hurricanes have in common?
They both scream when they *** and take the house when they leave.... Funny huh????
2006-07-15 14:43:35 · answer #3 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have one for me! ( or 2, or 3 or 4 you get the jist)
2006-07-15 16:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by TEMS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***** just wanna **** everything, while the pussys just want everyone to get along, while the assholes just wanna get **** all over everything. this is how hte main charactor in in team america saved the world, by something some drunk dude told him in a bar, after he said then you just get **** all over your ***** and pussys, the guy barfs! hilarious.
2006-07-15 14:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by michael-scalloped strat. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our robot monkey overlords wish to keep you from achieving this goal. They feel that you are not sufficiently entertaining while drunk to keep them laughing while they smoke cigars on unicycles.
So please, if you are going to defy them, defy them gladly and hope that when their vengence falls, that it will only take you and not everything you hold dear.
2006-07-15 14:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee. yur a silly little drunk B@$+@D!!!!!!!! Sucky Sucky, $5! Hello, lamp-post! Feelin' Groovy! My life is just like them turd bugs. They roll up their turd ball, and they roll it up the hill. They roll it up the hill, and it rolls back down.They roll it up the hill, and it rolls back down.They roll it up the hill, and it rolls back down. It rolls right on top of them and then they're in a big old ball of turd bug crap. so they roll it back into a ball and start rollin it up the hill...
2006-07-15 14:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by gene_is_guilty42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine eating...
Creamed corn, poached eggs, okra, and tabasco sauce all mixed together.
Mmmm. Yum-yum. LOL
Happy hangover! :)
2006-07-15 14:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by kcsilverlining77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just strange...I just bought one of those electronic rodent killers that you plug into the wall...everytime I turn it on, my g@y neighbor goes to the hospital!!
2006-07-15 23:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by TheBottleSlinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your car will be out of impound sooner sooner than your hangover goes away.
2006-07-15 14:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hair of the Dog!!
2006-07-15 14:42:27 · answer #11 · answered by prinsin99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋