why did the chicken cross the road??????????/?

Question

thanx lol

Answer 1

The famous question..."Why did the chicken cross the road ?"
when put before a few Indian personalities Well...this is what they had to say.....
Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know.."

Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ???Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm.. snooore........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

George Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"

Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"

Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now children, repeat after me...."

Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."

Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road".

Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTO".

Mamta Banerji:"If I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymore!".

A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."

Amitabh Bachchan:"The chicken has crossed the road? .. are you sure.. pakka ... lock kiya jaaye..."

Sonia Gandhi:"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"

Venkiah Naidu:"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."

Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."

Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ... It was accidental (Hic!)...... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".

Gabbar Singh "Arrey oh Saamba, Kitne chicken they ?

and I answer it as:
"bcoz the chicken's boyfriend was on the other side of the road"

Answer 2

According to Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move under the chicken?

According to Martin Luther King, "I pray for the day when a chicken can cross the road without its motives being called into question."

According to Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did it cross it with a toad?

According to a mountain climber: Because it vass zere.

According to a manic-depressive: To die. In the rain.

Answer 3

maybe he was a mean little chicken like my (now ex) bf who saw a female chicken and ran across the road to screw her (figuratively and literally). later the female chicken can cross over and kick his chicken azz.

Answer 4

To get away from Popeye (s)
lol

Answer 5

You need a hobby

Answer 6

To get some food.

Answer 7

Because he felt like bending over backwords for you.

(If you don't get it, see her picture)

Answer 8

to see who that was bending over in your pic

Answer 9

cause the rooster was hot on his trail.lol

Answer 10

to get to the other side