I wanted to cook him a turkey, but I don't want it to be cold by the time he gets here (Jews can't eat mayo ya know, so no cold turkey sandwiches). So when should I buy one?
Or do you think he would prefer a Number 7 from Mickey D's?
2006-07-15 11:44:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
are you mocking Jesus? cause if you are, your future isn't so bright...
2006-07-15 11:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by zues 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is coming very soon, besides the signs of the times there are people that God has revealed to them that He is coming VERY soon in books, and preaching. Go to your local christian bookstore it's easy to find these books. Besides read your bible and the time fits the verses in the bible concerning the signs of the times when the end will be. matthew 24 Daniel 12:4 I can't remember the rest... but it's there. Whenever Jesus comes back your heart should be right with God anyway. God Bless.
2006-07-15 11:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by Agent Smith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!! Jesus can fix your food, the neighbors and everybody on your block. If you do not want to go hungry then you better start cooking your own turkey. Nobody knows when will Jesus return?
2006-07-15 16:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold off on the turkey. I called him on the cell and he's going to stop and get me a couple 6 packs of BlackHook.
2006-07-15 11:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Skeptimystic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what He would like to eat. But when that day comes, and not even Jesus knows when His return is, know this: the day when every knee will bow to proclaim Him Lord is right around the corner. You'd better be right about your faith. Because if you're not, you're going to need a bottle of suntan lotion. It's going to be hot as u-no-what for you.
2006-07-15 11:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he don't like turkey but an inside source told me that he likes those frozen microwave pizzas, and hot potato chips and he drinks orange mountain dew.and he will be stopping by real soon so get that stuff ready he is pretty hungry from all that traveling he will be doing
2006-07-15 11:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by T****A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turkey?
He likes milk 'n cookies and plans arriving Christmas eve.
(oops that's Santa, ,,, well no matter, Jesus isn't really coming either)
2006-07-15 11:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by PlayTOE- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen him just the other day. He's my neighbor. We were drinking coronas together. I don't think he likes turkey. or mcdonalds. He seems to be a taco bell guy to me.
2006-07-15 11:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by dino_ou812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wont come back....i saw him in a Hotel... with a couple o chicks... he booked a room and i heard him say to the desk clerk.."I have no money... but here's 3 nails, can you put me up for the night?"
2006-07-15 11:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by El Mariachi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get ready for some Bible cut-paste action. Some ill-humoured answers follow...
2006-07-15 11:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little while
Hebrews 10
37For in just a very little while, "He who is coming will come and will not delay. 38But my righteous one will live by faith. And if he shrinks back, I will not be pleased with him." 39But we are not of those who shrink back and are destroyed, but of those who believe and are saved.
2006-07-15 11:54:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋