The blood is all over my keyboard.
2006-07-15 11:38:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Here....let me clap at your clumsiness since you can't do it anymore.
2006-07-15 11:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly_from_Texas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up the hand you cut off with your good hand and use it to tap out 'H E L P M E I T H I N K I ' M G O I N G TO F A I N T' on the keyboard.
2006-07-15 18:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run up to everyone who's annoyed you in the past six years and wave your bloody stump in their faces while making loud obnoxious noises. After you're done with that you may want to see a doctor...... or buy some bandages at Wal Mart - you know - whatev'.
2006-07-15 18:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by Doot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut your keyboard in half so you can just use your other hand.
2006-07-15 18:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one for sale, I was going to put it on ebay but... lets see...$20,000 sounds about right for a hand, do you have a credit card?
2006-07-15 18:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by suzanne y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw the other one off, so both sides match.
2006-07-15 18:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911!!!
2006-07-15 18:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lizziedoddle B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot yourself in the head! That will put you out of your misery!
2006-07-15 18:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sew it back on or call 911
2006-07-15 18:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by drhdylan88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get a life, and grow up-seriously.
2006-07-15 18:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. funnywafflelover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋