Should I bring a gift? Is this like a Confirmation?
2006-07-15 11:37:40 · 31 answers · asked by Mr. Anonymous 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Having attended numerous exorcisms myself, as well as having been exorcised a number of years ago, I offer this advice regarding your attire question.
First, whatever the color of your outfit is, make sure is your favorite color. People tend to feel more confident when wearing their favorite color. Evil spirits will take note of your newfound bravado in a situation where most would be akin to a bunch of skinny dudes running from a thundering group of bbw's with nymphomaniac tendencies. My personal favorite color is chartreuse. When attending exocisms, I wear a crotchless body suit with Hello Kitty emblazoned on the sleeves above my muscular biceps. When I show my muscles, the evil spirits get imtimidated and everytime they try to instill fear and weakness in me, they lose their grip on the possessed individual.
Second, make sure you have flowers in your hair or in your possession (no pun intended). Spirits don't like flowers, because flowers are pretty and the smell nice. Personally, I just pack a bunch of night blooming jasmine up my *ss and fart whenever I feel a breath of fresh air is needed. Let's face it, the room you'll be in will have the stench of sweat, shi* and incense already and you and the other attendees will appreciate your nostrils being given a brief, but lingering respite from the stenches at hand.
Lastly, if you use an I-Pod, load it with Abba songs reggaeton style. Get a set of portable mini I-Pod speakers and pin the speakers to your shoulders. Duct tape will work fine too. Evil spirits hate Abba and weed so it's a deadly combination. At the very least, it will irritate the offending evil spirit and you will have their attention.
Most of all, just be dedicated to the task at hand. Be respectful, courteous and reverent. After all, you don't want the spirit jump up your *** when the exorcism is completed.
Best wishes!
2006-07-15 12:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
If it's anything like the movie 'The Exorcism', i would wear no less than this:
1) Plastic covering from head to toe
2) Body Armor
3) My own 'throw-up' bucket
4) A cross to ward off evil spirits
5) A case of Jack Daniels
2006-07-15 18:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you actually mean an EXORCISM? As in the ritual to compel a demon possessing someone's body to depart??? First watch the Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose and then consider your wardrobe if you do choose to attend.
This is a joke, right???
2006-07-15 20:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by gapeach7355 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a drab occasion, so beachwear might lighten the mood. I would like to see someone at an exorcism in flip-flops, tank top, and swimsuit. The towel would come in handy. Also, a spoon and a bowl in case you get hungry for pea soup. Gifts are accepted at any occasion.
2006-07-17 01:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by kookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earth tones are in vogue this year. Crosses and icons are to gaudy and over the top. Satan doesn't like campy. Make sure your clothes are wash and wear in case of projectile vomiting. Bring a gift of finger foods and perhaps a nice chafing dish. Its not a in bad taste to wipe your fingers on the demonically possessed and adds much needed levity.
Promise the priest sexual relations with your 10 year old nephew and Satan will be gone before you can say sodomy!
2006-07-15 18:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it is not like a confirmation. If it is to do with demoology then i would wear something that can be washed in case it would need to be quickly. No gift is needed but you might want to ask will it involve you taking part?
2006-07-15 18:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by sarell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wear something washable, just in case his/her head spins and they vomit green stuff. Bring goggles. Probably not like a confirmation, bring some holy water, a Bible, and a Get Well Soon card.
2006-07-15 19:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First exorcism? people are a lttle uptight the first time. if you're not sure casual-nice. Depends a little on the ethnicity of the demon too.
2006-07-15 18:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by Nowayjose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a vomit guard, bring them valium, and no, I would say this is nothing like confirmation. Have a nice time!
2006-07-15 19:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a large rubber strap-on to wear on your forehead so you can prance around like a unicorn. moron.
"oh no, what shall i do, i have deep seated emotional issues? rather than deal with their causes, i'll just employ some quack to exorcise me of my demons. yes that must be it, rather than living in today's day and age, i'll continue to be an ignoramus, because what i'm too stupid to know can't hurt me."
2006-07-15 18:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by Cheesie M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋