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2006-07-16 07:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by Atheist 3 · 1 1

The Muslims that get the virgins are the ones that sacrifice their life for the cause. Go ahead, do it yourself. You may even get a set of wings along with the harp

2006-07-15 11:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Buck 5 · 0 0

Who said those virgins were hot? The 72 virgins are probably 600-900 lb heffers!! Now do you want that??? I'd take the harp wouldn't you?

2006-07-15 11:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by maniaajo 3 · 0 0

72 hot virgins huh? For eternity? I guess that's worth strappin' a bomb to oneself? A harp huh? Right.

2006-07-15 11:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kooties 5 · 0 0

I cannot speak for the Muslims, but as for the Christians, there will be no sex. Eternal life in Paradise. Who could ask for more

2006-07-15 11:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0 0

There is no sex in heaven because there is no need for procreation. Sorry Muslims, they can't all be winners. Enjoy your harp, and your free cable access.

2006-07-15 11:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The radical Muslims won't get nothing short of hell...

the True Christians, not the fake ones, will get eternal life with God and loved ones, forever joy, and they will see Jesus face to face. They will recieve rewards according to their good deeds, crowns, and all, regardless, will recieve Massions

All because they accepted God's gift of mercy, Jesus Christ, they chose to take the way to God, Jesus.

2006-07-15 11:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Agappae 5 · 0 0

who said they were "hot" virgins.? if they were hot, they wouldn't still be virgins. Christians get to bang who ever they want in Heaven, Marilyn Monroe, Hellen of Troy

2006-07-15 11:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by Sarcastic Jesus 2 · 0 0

We are all returned to that from wich we came. You get nothing, other than the privaledge of being energy, in it's conscious form.

2006-07-15 11:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well you are also the bride of Christ so for the Gay men and str8 women there is somenthing and He is a virgin.

2006-07-15 11:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by mike g 4 · 0 0

That is a typo...
they're gonna get 72 Virginians....
and that means one heckuva whooping!

2006-07-15 11:17:04 · answer #11 · answered by J.D. 6 · 0 0

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