All the answers are in the Bible. Yahoo Answers has all the Answers. Therefore Yahoo Answers is the Bible. I read Yahoo Answers. This makes me a Christian. I know Flying Spaghetti Monster is okay with this arrangement, but what about Rolling Rotini Monster?
2006-07-15 10:39:34 · 17 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aaarrrgghh matey, clearly ye be knowledgeable about the scriptures. Be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
2006-07-15 10:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, if your starting your own religion off of yahoo answers I guess you can make your own heaven and hell also. So I would have to say yes. Go for it. Just watch out for the spaghetti monster. =0)~
2006-07-15 17:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by bankster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TIt depends. I have noticed that many of the answerers are religious preachers and base their answers on quotes from The Book.If you follow those answers you can never hope to come out of the quagmire of religious prejudices with heaven and hell. You may read them but also those of others who endeavour to give a rational response to your anquish. Not just read them but try to ingest them. Then and then only you have hope of salvation from the imaginary hellfire.As they say in a stanza,
No credit
All transactions strictly against cash
Sow by this hand
And reap by the other .
2006-07-15 17:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be a Christian you have to invite Jesus into your heart and really have faith that He is true. If you only read the Bible that is not the way to become a Christian. Go to Church and you will learn lots of stuff than ever before.
2006-07-15 17:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by no_one_that_you_need_to_know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to become a christian is to repent from your sins ask Jesus Christ to come into your life and make you a new creature in him walk in his light keep his commandments he will constantly change your life for the better he made the sun the moon earth and everything in in in just 6 days but he is still working on me Praise the Lord if you have accepted him as your lord and savior but going to church doesn't make you a Christian just like standing in your garage doesn't make you a car.
2006-07-15 17:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by jamnjims 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh somebody poured hot sauce into the spaghetti bowl.i don't like spicy foods:( besides hot cheetos.they are okay.somebody stole my religion.give it back!wait...the japanese creepy ring girl confessed to stealing it.she needs a can of body spray plus a hair dryer really bad and i didn't forget about your question.the answer is yes:)
2006-07-15 17:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by bumblebee_chola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. If you stay here long enough you will learn without a doubt that 'eternal hellfire' is a myth. Then you will be saved.
Glory be!
2006-07-15 17:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude shutup you do not know what you are talking about and what you said on another question about God being a "lush" and "homo" was wrong and if you were a real christian you would not say that about God.
2006-07-16 22:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by pantywearer14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope. what makes a christian is their giving themselves to the Lord God, through His Son, Jesus Christ.
-eagle
2006-07-15 17:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God moves in mysterious ways.
2006-07-15 17:47:25 · answer #10 · answered by chilixa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋