okay.. so i cuss way too much.. and i'm trying to come up with some sort of hilarious words to replace the nasty language coming out of my mouth. suggestions please?
2006-07-15 10:36:57 · 16 answers · asked by MnKLmT 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
when you say fu
2006-07-15 10:41:56
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I find that a short phrase or question works pretty good if I find someone stating their opinion that is annoying:
"Is that what you think?" "You don't say." If you really want one word try "fabulous", it will make a difference in "how" you say any word, not what the word itself is.
It is amazing the difference in how you are received by others (especially in the business world), if you are able to carry on an intelligent conversation and discussion without using profanity or cursing and yet get your opinion and point across.
2006-07-15 10:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold out the first syllable of the word until you can think of a safe, non caustic word. For instance: SHHHHHHHHHHucks,,or Shhhhalll we dance?
Another: FUUUUUrgetit or Fuuutball See it's fun..How about one more? Jeeeeeeeeeep! I wish you the best of luck. This worked for me and I used to cuss like a sailor.
2006-07-15 10:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by nanawnuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had this concern when I worked on air. The colorful alternatives are fun, but they need to be not too difficult to say and you'll need to practice them so they come as quickly and fluidly as the words they were meant to replace. Otherwise, in a pinch, you'll just spew out the filth!
2006-07-15 10:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by perseph1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, here are some of my suggestions (although I don't know why you are trying to censor yourself.)
*** wipe---Ahz wee pay
Dumb ***-- Du Mahs
Sh*t --- Shee- ott
Hell--- Helluvagood (An actual brand name that makes food)
Dick (Or any other Phallic representation of the word) --- Junk
Pus*y--- Pu Swah
Just to name a few.
2006-07-15 11:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by lilfireyballofhate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farging bastiches
Cheese and crackers
Ice hole
Sweet Maria of Verona
Great googily moogily
2006-07-15 10:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crammus!
2006-07-16 13:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you need is a man's big one-eyed toaster strudel maker in your pretty mouth.
2006-07-15 10:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine used to say "Communism!" every time he wanted to swear.... his girlfriend trained him to do it.
Someone else I knew used to swear in pig-latin... somehow that seemed more socially acceptable.
2006-07-15 10:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by smokingun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard people say "for five minutes" instead of "for f** sake"
2006-07-15 10:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by mattsmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋