When I was little they used to scare the crap out of me. Now that I am an adult, I think about them and crack up! Some examples from my mom are:
"I'll slap the taste out of your mouth"
"I'll knock you into next week"
"I brought you in this world, and I will take you out"
Once, she threatened to change her name to "s**t" and she said she had better not EVER hear us say that word!
I know my mother loved us, because she would also sit us down and tell us that she would die for us. But when we made her mad, look out!!
2006-07-15 10:17:43 · 26 answers · asked by tina m 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
my mom and dad used to tell us they were going to knock our heads off. I laugh now because I remember my grandma always coming up behind us and whispering "you are going to look pretty funny with your head rolling down the street behind you"
My husbands parents used to threaten to sell him to the gypsies. What is really funny is that once, they had a serious offer from some gypsies to buy one one of their children.
2006-07-15 10:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Didn't seem so funny at the time... but when my mom was going through menopause she used to get upset easily and say some wierd things. I don't even remember the reason now but she once predicted I would "Die alone and friendless." I think I may have said something mean about my little brother.
2006-07-15 17:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both my parents said they'd sell my sister and me to the gypsies. I think every night, or at least a lot. They just had an odd sense of humor because we were really good kids.
2006-07-15 18:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom always says ill knock your theeth down your throat and sometimes when ever i get kinda evil shell threten to kick me out or put me in a foster home i laugh about it all the time!!! she also say the same thins your mom says except 4 the name change thing!!
2006-07-15 17:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by catiegraham 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom was yelling at me and my sister, and gesturing with her fork for emphasis. Then, she meanly shoved the fork-full of food into her mouth, and got the fork stuck in her braces. I almost peed my pants.
Oh yeah, another time, we were riding in the car on a road trip, and someone farted. My sister started calling names of who it could have been, and my mom turns around angrily, and demands to know who made my sister 'professor of the stinkies'. Another pants-wetter
2006-07-15 17:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the girl we select for you to marry is not yet in the world. I am a final year undergrad student threatened by mother not to even think of any girl outside.
2006-07-15 17:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom grounded me when I was 12 till I turn 40....so I guess I only have 10 more years left lol
2006-07-15 17:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my mom never really threatened us like that but one time i can remember when i was little my older sis and i still laugh bout it is... we were bad one night and we got sent to our rooms but we kept coming out so my mom tried to lock us in our room with a wire hanger, yet the door opened into the room so it was kinda pointless
2006-07-15 17:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by simfreak07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom would always put , "well I'll blank you!" on the end of things, like I'll show you! or whip it? I'll whip you!
One time I asked her where the bucket was and she automatically said, "bucket? I'll bucket you!" It was hilarious. Guess you had to be there.
2006-07-15 17:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by svetlana 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! My mom would threaten us with:
I'll smack the black off of you......
I'll knock your teeth down your throat......
In addition to some of the ones you have listed. I love her to death, she never laid a hand on us!!
2006-07-15 20:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋