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Enjoy it while it lasts!

2006-07-15 09:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 1 1

Quit the egg salad, that is what is causing it. Until then, either drink glass of water with teaspoons of baking soda, or get some pepto to cut down on the sulfur smell.

2006-07-15 09:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by DollyLama 5 · 0 0

For at least twelve hours, drink nothing but water with a little lemon juice (and honey if you like for taste)...then after that, start eating apples or salad for your first meal then chicken or fish for your second with maybe another salad for your second meal. Your gas should smell better or go away completely after that!

2006-07-15 09:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4 · 0 0

LOL!

Stop eating eggs and drink MORE beer. Then you will just have beer farts.

2006-07-15 09:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by kay S 4 · 0 0

I went to the doctor cause I kept farting, but I told him it was the noise I was worried about cause they didn't smell. Just to prove it to him I let a long one rip you know like pruuuuuuuuuuump. He said I needed an operation I asked him "What on my asre!!!!" He said "No on your nose"

2006-07-15 09:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Put a dryer sheet in your pants, then when you fart it will smell like roses! LOL : )

2006-07-15 13:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by scrappykins 7 · 0 0

fart into a jar, put on the lid and feeze it. u can save it for a special occasion

2006-07-15 09:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Switch to chili and onions

2006-07-15 09:05:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Simple, just scramble them, double the pleasure!!!

2006-07-15 11:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by GreatNeck 7 · 0 0

drink more beer to even it out.

2006-07-15 09:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by joe_smo_red 5 · 0 0

Stay away from an open flame!!!

2006-07-15 09:40:14 · answer #11 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 0 0

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