What do you think?

Question

Three gay men named Sam, Rick, & Joe went to church. The preacher stood up and preached about the sins of fornication, adultery and homosexuality. Sam stood up and started clapping his hands in protest of the sermon. Rick stood up and followed suit with the protest and started clapping his hands also. Joe lowered his head and as a tear dropped to the ground and said "God be merciful to me a sinner!"

Tell me which of the three men went home justified that day?

Tell me which of the three men is doing the work of their father the devil?

Tell me which of the three men is the one who has the blood of Rick on his hands?

Answer 1

If any person who comes to Jesus Christ, and don't love Jesus Christ over,
their father,
or their mother,
or their spouse,
or their children,
or their brothers,
or their sisters,
or even their own life,
they are not able to be a followers of Jesus Christ!

Answer 2

4 men, 2 gay and 2 straight go into a church. The gay guys names were John and Steve. The straight guys names were James and Bill. The preacher stood up toward the end of church and said, we need help building a shelter for this poor family. He would appreciate all the volenteers he could get.

John and James said, sorry the Superbowl is on. We can't help. Steve and Bill however said we would be more then happy to assist, we can just record the Superbowl and see it tommarrow.

So they went to help them build. However Bill kept saying hey what is that homosexual doing here? He got furious. He kept on making fun of the homosexual until he made him leave. Bill was too busy making fun of the homosexual that he did not do any work at all. It was very hard for Steve to do any work since Bill kept at him eventually forcing him to leave.

Now Bill felt so high and mighty that he decided to leave. "I stopped that homosexual from working, my job here is done."

Meanwhile Steve went home and his boyfriend asked him why was he home so soon. Steve replied, "Not much work was getting done, one of the guys was distracting everybody because I was there. You know all the gay jokes, ect. I figured if I left that building could get completed easier, since nobody would get distracted by him. He would have no reason to keep it up if I left."

Now tell me in this example who was the man doing what Satin wanted? Who was the man that was doing what Jesus would have done?

Answer 3

Joe was justified cause he saw the error of his ways and was repentant at heart.

Rick and Sam are doing there fathers work

Sam has the blood on him as he was an example to Rick that led him astray

Answer 4

Joe is Justified.

Sam is doing the work.

Rick has his own blood on his hands. Even if he was following suit, behind Sam, he made his own choice.

Answer 5

it appears the only thing you come to yahoo! to do is quote the Bible and pass judgment on others. it's getting quite tired.
do you have nothing better to do? does it make you feel superior? are YOU without out sin? who are you? you are not God. only He can pass judgment.
the REAL sin is to hide behind the Bible and "use" it to justify preaching hatred and intolerance. you are a disgrace....AND you have been reported! you're nothing more than a hate-monger!

answer these questions?
see how you feel afterwards
HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE


(©1972, Martin Rochlin, Ph.D. Reprinted with permission from the author.)

This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. If you are not openly heterosexual, pass it on to a friend who is. Please try to answer the questions as candidly as possible. Your responses will be held in strict confidence and your anonymity fully protected.

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If youve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldnt prefer that?

6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Cant you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems theyd face?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters?


11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Dont you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

15. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?

16. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isnt heterosexuality incompatible with military service?

17. How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences between you? How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?

18. Shouldnt you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldnt that improve your image?

19. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?

20. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?

21. How can you hope to actualize your God-given homosexual potential if you limit yourself to exclusive, compulsive heterosexuality?

22. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. After all, you never deliberately chose to be a heterosexual, did you? Have you considered aversion therapy or Heterosexuals Anonymous?

Answer 6

The preacher killed rick which would make him the one doing the work of the devil and he went home justified because he's a preacher.

Answer 7

1. Sam and rick. they went home standing there righteous ground, while Joe was flimsy and fell into blind herd conformity.
2. the devil has no children on this earth, so none of them.
3. i don't know since you didn't mention any murder in your question.

now that i have answered your question, i say gutten nacht Grace ("good night Grace" in German) and tip your waitresses.
:)
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Answer 8

the priest, he has their money in his pockets.


The preacher killed rick which would make him the one doing the work of the devil and he went home justified because he's a preacher.
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yeah, pretty much says it all.

Answer 9

Joe is doing the work of the devil.

Answer 10

You're a very sad human being. I thought the bible taught love and respect for your fellow people. Christians seem to have turned the bible into a joke. I can see why so many people on yahoo hate you.