Willys cynical thought for the day,
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's* freaking true?
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft ... Today, it's called golf.
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Jimmy Shubert
On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." --Rich Jeni
"I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." --Stephen Wright
"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" --John Wing
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2006-07-15 08:45:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From; Willys Jokes archives! The best, online, jokes bar none!
2006-07-15 08:45:56 · update #1
to Whynot are your tighty whites on to tight? All the people killed in the name of religion and you can't get a laugh? Or better yet Why you even open this? I gave the warning in the subject!!!!
2006-07-15 08:53:56 · update #2
Hahahaa ok now I have to copy these before some one gets pissed and reports you! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-15 08:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by 20mommy05 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
very solid. jogs my memory of the time Little Johnny became into requested to grant an occasion of a sentence utilizing the notice 'contagious'. After questioning for a on an identical time as he reported "final Friday i became into stood on the front gate with my Dad while the guy around the line gained a transport of rapid drying cement, yet could have forgotten as he'd long previous away for the weekend. My Dad reported 'it's going to take that c*nt a protracted time to shift that!' "
2016-10-07 23:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this now The JOKE site?
2006-07-15 08:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes my day ..
btw, the last one there, it's not a joke, it the truth!
2006-07-15 08:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by mortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes you should have put more.
2006-07-15 08:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by neveroutnumbered 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would agree with whynotaskdon
2006-07-15 08:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by truegrit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ex! lmao.
2006-07-15 09:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by meta-morph-in-oz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really enjoyed the last one, thanks. ;)
2006-07-15 08:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by origchick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-)
2006-07-15 08:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by Cricket65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋