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So a fish walks into a bar.
The bar tender says wat'll you have?
The fish says, "Water."

Two ghosts walk into a bar and order a drink,
The bar tender refuses, saying,
"We don't serve spirits here."

2006-07-15 08:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by stick man 6 · 1 1

Hi, would you like to pop over to my place for a cup of tea and some toast and jam? I don't feel like going out tonight. We can chat and in the morning if it's a nice day we can go for a picnic.

2006-07-15 08:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0 0

I can keep you occupied and entertained, but your profile e-mail address doesn;t work...get in touch...or log on to messenger

2006-07-15 08:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by hmmm 2 · 0 0

Your probably under aged, so no, your probably a guy, so no. your probably desperate if a girl, so no. Are there any more nos you want? NO no no nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono no oh and no. get a real bf missy

2006-07-15 08:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by 96.7 KCAL ROCKS!!! 3 · 0 0

Good grief how doe's one spot a mad noodle? thinking about it I never realised such a variety of noodle existed. Should I be afraid?

2006-07-15 08:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0 0

sure just email me and ill start entertaining

2006-07-16 02:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by mr man 1 · 0 0

Let me entertain you!
Let me make you smile!

OK. Your turn.

2006-07-15 08:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by klunk 3 · 0 0

I don't want to, I have things on my list of life to do too ya know!

2006-07-15 08:04:12 · answer #8 · answered by master and the chief 2 · 0 0

OK. Give me your address, postcode and credit card number.

2006-07-15 08:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0 0

i'd curl your toes, but i'm not a freaking comedian. so, keep you busy, yes, entertained, no.

2006-07-15 08:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by RacerX 3 · 0 0

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