what is the funniest thing your child has ever said or most embarrasing thing. my son (4) says what the sh*t all the time at first it was hard to punish him because it was so funny that he came up with that all by himself but i got over it. it was just a shocked laughter
and thank you to all who answered before iajust love to see what kids say. they are so innocent.
another story: i was leaving walmart with my 4, 1, yearolds and this slightly larger woman came up and and was saying how pretty their eyes were and all that an my 4 year old right in front of her looks up at me and says "mom tell her to move shes fat i cant see the slides." i just about died! my face turned 10 shades of red!
2006-07-15 05:56:59 · 26 answers · asked by clownluv♥ 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
When my son was 5 a woman came over to talk to us at the park. she was a larger woman and had very large breasts. He told her she must be a very nice lady. She smiled and asked him how he knew that and he said because it looked like she had a very big heart
2006-07-15 06:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin has three boys, ages 4, 2, and 2 months. They have those Little People toys by Fisher Price. Before the third baby was born, my cousin took her boys shopping. While they were out, they came across a dwarf. The oldest one went up to him and asked "Are you made by Fisher Price?" The man was cool with it and smiled (he thought it was an interesting question), but my cousin was red in the face.
2006-07-18 06:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by Courtney B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey how about this one? THis one is cute, not embarrising, but I've always told my daughter (about 3 at the time) that I am the only one to see her naked, and no one else, so I was changing my shirt in my bedroom one day, and my husband came through the front door, when my daughter heard him, she got very concerened, with big eyes, and said "quick mommy- hurry up and get dressed before Daddy sees you naked!!!!" I just had to smile and say "ok!"
2006-07-15 08:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by Miss America 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was raised in GA so I have a thick country accent. When I say bathin' suit, my daughter would repeat what it sounded like I said...she'd say babin' soup. Now she corrects me when I don't pronounce the "T" at the end of suit. She's 3, so it trips me out to hear her try to correct my accent!
She's done the shi+ thing too! I just have learned to watch what I say around her, she's a little parrot.
2006-07-15 06:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Shining Ray of Light 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the funniest story I have ever heard was about a Christmas party that my friends went to. The entire family was there.... Every was sitting quietly chatting in the family room and the little one, just old enough to walk and talk came down the hall yelling "F... me! F.... me! F.... me!" Woops!!!
2006-07-15 06:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by absolutedejavu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son was about 6 years old he had a habit of leaving bathroom or his bedroom light on. Anyway, one day I said to him ". . . you need to make sure to turn the lights off when you leave the room because the electric company charges me for that electricity even when you are not in the room." My son thought about that a couple minutes and then with a puzzled look he said to me "Mom, how does the electric company know that I am not in the room?"
2016-03-27 06:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son about 6 at the time he was playing Aladdin on super nintedo when I walked by his room he said to the game " You kill me one more time you S.O.B and I'm going to hit you with an apple" all I could do was laugh my head off.
2006-07-15 06:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my g/f was little she grew up in the suburbs never seeing many black people...except on t.v. so one year her mother decided to take her to go see the rockettes in new york(she was like 5 years old) as they started doing their routine the ladies all came out and in the middle of the line was a black lady rockette...so my g/f pulls at her mothers jacket and says really loud"look mommy, it's Oprah." everyone surrounding them laughed *true story*
2006-07-15 06:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My 2 year old mixes up the word disk and says ***** instead. My husband has an extensive CD collection and she always says, "daddy have shiny *****." Lol
2006-07-15 07:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by maddi's mom 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My friend's daughter when she was 4 yrs old, asked for my soon-to-be-ex husband to come over and kill her older brother for her. But, as she said, he would have to do it outside so there wouldn't be a mess. Hmmmm, okaaaayyyyy...I think she watches too much CSI with her family.
2006-07-15 07:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by acholtz@verizon.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋