what is the funniest thing your child has ever said or most embarrasing thing. my son (4) says what the sh*t all the time at first it was hard to punish him because it was so funny that he came up with that all by himself but i got over it. it was just a shocked laughter.
2006-07-15 05:36:40 · 11 answers · asked by clownluv♥ 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
when my daughter was four. I was doing dishes. she wanted to help me clean. So i gave her windex and some papers towels to clean the front of the dishwasher. When her dad came home from work I told him that she helped clean the dishwasher. She took him over to it and out of the blue she says "look how god damn clean that is" Out of the mouths of babes.
2006-07-15 05:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by JAYNE C 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When my son was about 6 years old he had a habit of leaving bathroom or his bedroom light on. Anyway, one day I said to him ". . . you need to make sure to turn the lights off when you leave the room because the electric company charges me for that electricity even when you are not in the room." My son thought about that a couple minutes and then with a puzzled look he said to me "Mom, how does the electric company know that I am not in the room?"
2006-07-15 05:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin has three boys, ages 4, 2, and 2 months. They have those Little People toys by Fisher Price. Before the third baby was born, my cousin took her boys shopping. While they were out, they came across a dwarf. The oldest one went up to him and asked "Are you made by Fisher Price?" The man was cool with it and smiled (he thought it was an interesting question), but my cousin was red in the face.
2016-03-27 06:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day my 6-year-old boy was pondering over a 1' by 1' US map when he asked me, "How far is Detroit from Chicago?". I said "I cant be certain but it is more than 100 miles." To which he quickly replied, "No dad..its only 1 inch, I just measured it with my ruler."
2006-07-15 06:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by thelordparadox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is a serious coffee drinker, when my 11 yr old was 3 he said the cutest thing..we were sitting in the living room and woke up, came downstairs rubbing his eyes, looked at us and said"coffee", kids repeat what they hear..
2006-07-15 06:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Selena D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin was 4 and she was in daycare and heard some grown women talking about divorce. anyways a couple days later her mom put some milk in a glass for her and she tipped it over so she put her in the corner, and my cousin got mad at her mom and said "mommy , i want a divorce"!
2006-07-15 06:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by obsession0524 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two 3 year old girls were ridriding tricycles outside my preschool classroom when one bumped into the girl in front of her. She yelled out "F***ing traffic!" I laugh every time I think about it!
2006-07-15 07:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by marnonyahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving home and my daughter was trying to pull my leg so I said "I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday", then my daughter said "What you were on a turnip truck?"
2006-07-15 05:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by keℓsey<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter walked in on me shaving my bikini line and I didn't think anything of it until a week later when she announced to a room full of people that "My mommy shaves her butt!!" Talk about embarrassed!!
2006-07-15 05:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by meegeesmommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
years ago I used to babysit this boy. I went in the morning to see him and he ran over "TRISH TRISH, IT SNEW!" haha it snowed the night before and he was trying to pluralize it, so cute!
This man I met on a flight one time told me about his girls. He used to talk about going to "Miami" all the time on business trips, one time he got to take his family with him, so he told the girls and they got all excited "Daddy is taking us to his ami!"
2006-07-15 05:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Gavin's_Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋