can someone cheer me up?

Answer 1

A blonde walks into an electronics store and says, "I'd like to buy that
tv please." The salesperson replies, "I'm sorry. We don't sell to
blondes here."

The blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown, and a few days later
returns to the store, again asking to buy the tv. "I told you, we don't
sell to blondes, miss. Please go home!" the salesperson tells her.

The blonde goes home, shaves her head and puts on a baseball cap.

In a few days she asks once again to buy the tv. "We just don't sell to
blondes here! Please, give up! Go home!" the salesperson exclaims. "I
dyed my hair, you still knew I was blonde. I shaved my head and wore a
hat, you still knew I was blonde! How do you know?" she cries,
exasperated. The salesperson points to the item she wants. "Well, first
of all, that's a microwave..."

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a
State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to
himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on
his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in
the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the
problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know
that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other
drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed
limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit
proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains
to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit
embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out
her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this
car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a
single peep this whole time." the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

Answer 2

You had just entered the forum and asked 4questions with the same words and wants to know "can someone cheer me up?" You seem to be a little disturbed and requires all the cheers one needs. Be reasonable and behave normal. CHEER UP.

Answer 3

The Parrot Boy

An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.

The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.

Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"

The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."

Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"

The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f-u-c-k-e-d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."

Answer 4

why should i who are you what have you done for me latley you want to cheer up then perhaps you should stop being a baby and get over what ever it is that is making you sad and in case no one ever told you life s#*ks wear a f*^king helmet

Answer 5

my life sucks. i'm 48, overweight, high blood pressure, borderline diabetic. my job sucks. i make minimum wage in a dead end job. my wife found out about my masturbation addiction and left me. i've been alone for 28 years now, and haven't been laid in as long. i'm a pathetic loser and i know it. if that doesn't cheer you up, nothing will!

Answer 6

4 what? cheer up by yourself.

Answer 7

what's the opposite of cheering up? booing down?

Answer 8

there are people around the world with nothing. people get blown up. u are alive in a safe enviroment.
smile your mother was pro life

Answer 9

people tell me im a good cheerer upper. wats wrong

Answer 10

sorrie not at this moment i m not feeling well mayb tmr