2006-07-15 02:06:04 · 9 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Buddha is to fat to fit in a car
2006-07-15 02:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by ☆BadNews☆® 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Buddha said if you wake-up then you're the Buddha (the word Buddha actually means 'one who is awake').
What kind of car do you drive?
2006-07-15 11:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by yadayada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't. Cars are material possessions, and according to Buddhism, it's the want of material possessions that brings suffering, and as such he would never have been able to attain perfect spiritual enlightenment.
He'd walk.
2006-07-15 09:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Joel B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would take whatever car he was offered a ride in. And Joel, if that is the totally false crap they are teaching you about Buddhism in college, you need to transfer.
2006-07-15 11:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His ministry was accomplished in a small space...there was no need to travel further.
2006-07-15 09:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wouldn't drive a car... probably a bike
2006-07-15 09:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would be driven around in the back of an hgv
2006-07-15 09:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a vw bug
2006-07-15 09:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by bakbiter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Yugo.
2006-07-15 09:43:40 · answer #9 · answered by jalfredprufrock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋