im allergic to jesus and satan is the only cure. what do i do?

Answer 1

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Answer 2

Satan is no cure. He can only "hide the symptoms". The truth is Satan is the cause of your allergy! You see, the Bible teaches that Satan is the father of lies! In fact, read what the Bible says about Satan:
Joh 8:44 Your father is the devil, and you do exactly what he wants. He has always been a murderer and a liar. There is nothing truthful about him. He speaks on his own, and everything he says is a lie. Not only is he a liar himself, but he is also the father of all lies.
Satan cannot be trusted!!!!!

I would encourage you to look at the following website:
http://www.cornerstonemag.com/features/iss098/sellingsatan.htm

This site talks about a man named Mike Warnke. He is a Christian comedian who was once a Satanist. It is a brief explanation of this man's life. You might also want to read a book written by Mike. It is called "The Satan Seller".

The best thing you can do is to turn to Jesus. Satan and his demons are powerless against Jesus. Read the following passages to learn how powerless they were:
Two men of the Gergesenes
Mat_8:28-34; Mark 5:2-20
The dumb man
Mat_9:32-33
The blind and dumb man
Mat_12:22; Luk_11:14
The daughter of the Syrophenician
Mat_15:22-29; Mar_7:25-30
The lunatic child
Mat_17:14-18; Mar_9:17-27; Luk_9:37-42
The man in the synagogue
Mar_1:23-26; Luk_4:33-35
Mary Magdalene
Mar_16:9; Luk_8:2-3
The herd of swine
Mat_8:30-32
Cast out by Jesus
Mat_4:24; Mat_8:16; Mar_3:22; Luk_4:41
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Answer 3

You are not allergic to Jesus, you are an attention junkie who likes to use Satan as a tool to intice Christians into trying to save your soul.

Christ died on the cross to give us free will and the choice is yours as to what you want to believe; however, you might be in for a real unpleasant surprise if Satan takes you up on this question that he is the "cure" and you may have already sold your soul to the devil.

Answer 4

I really feel sorry for 13 year olds. Your parents probably don't want to pay for a babysitter because they are too cheap...or don't care. They leave you at home alone all day long during the summer while they are out trying to earn the almighty buck. It's really sad when money is more important than a child. I can understand why you have turned you nose up at Jesus...your parents obviously put their greed before you. Children learn what they live. You are doing the same thing. That's why the Children of today are SO SCREWED.

Answer 5

It fact, whatever a person is physically 'allergic' to... treatment consists in administering 'small' doses of that, (Jesus) into the system, until they can built up an immunity to it. Perhaps, you should start doing that! Jesus (1) Satan(0)

Answer 6

If you realy are in such a state that you only find christianity terms alergic, there are other monotheistic religions.
Change your view, because satan as a cure realy sucks, and I would hope that you can in the future embrace Christ , but if you still are against , better take some other religion, budism,shintoism,confucionism,( in case you are not ready to accept monotheism choices like jewish faith or islam)
then find your way in satan
I pray for you.

Answer 7

Well, I've got a fever and the only cure is more cow bell. We're in the same boat here.

Answer 8

you need to rephrase that question dear! u need to search for people with your kind of allergy and then see if you have any scientist among you, ask him to find the antibiotic to your problem and inject you guys with it. then hopefully we will have a your problem solved...otherwise i see you going to your pal satan after death.

Answer 9

Choose whatever cure works for whatever allergy or ailment that's bothering you.

Answer 10

take an antihistamine and choose Jesus

Answer 11

how about going to hell (?). i believe that's the only cure. goodluck! :)