Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:
"Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
2006-07-15 00:52:28 · 18 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My son (12) says, "Hilarious! Super funny!!" He says to give you a 10.
2006-07-15 01:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by home schooling mother 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-07-15 07:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by ...... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-07-15 08:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by POWER-FULL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 outa 10
2006-07-15 07:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by GyK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, brings a smile. 6/10.
2006-07-15 08:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by Riya Delhi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before so it wasn't like the first time.... but yeah I loved it the first time so say.. 7 on 10
2006-07-15 08:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Med Student 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geee.. thats taken from a true story.
Good one! 10+ / 10
hehehe
2006-07-16 05:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool, i thought the second call woul be a light house. liked it great job 7.5
2006-07-15 07:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by 3umar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. Fantabulous!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-15 08:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a chuckle out of it.
2006-07-15 07:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by Manrolls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋