OOP"S there goes another_______?
2006-07-15 00:24:53 · 15 answers · asked by ghostguff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Must have been a dog fart.
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-15 12:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rubber Tree Plant.
2006-07-15 07:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by viper4in 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrow
2006-07-15 08:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 point
2006-07-15 07:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by mansi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubber tree plant?
2006-07-15 07:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubber tree
2006-07-15 07:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.A perfect record!!!
2. nothing
2006-07-15 07:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hole in the dam
or
rubber tree plant
2006-07-15 07:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by net_at_nite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumba s s trying to be funny
2006-07-15 08:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops here goes---oops i got it thanks for the 2 pts
2006-07-15 07:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by blueeyed sexy blonde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋