2006-07-15 00:14:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Gosh hun..I hate to tell you but most of us yahoo answer babes are really bad girls and are probably going to hell instead ...and I have already made a deal with the devil to play bikini twister ever Thursday night. So if you change your mind and decide to be bad instead..I will save you a spot :-)
2006-07-16 14:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
God has a sense of humor, he created us after all. Don't know if Twister is part of the plan or not, kinda hoping so.
A return question on your "...chance I go to Heaven...", how is your relationship with Jesus doing? I don't mean the "go to church & pray & read your bible & bla bla bla" although they are good for fellowship with God and other Christians. What I am asking is how is your relationship with Jesus? Is he friend or foe - for you. If friend, do you believe him when he says through him you are saved? If friend, do you ask what your friend thinks and do you let him answer?
Martin Luther 1483—1546 (as in Lutheran Church) discovered many "new" things in the Bible. One of them being, with Jesus, we are already citizens of Gods Kingdom even though we are still citizens of this Kingdom and stuck here until called home and that because of that we will still sin. I've forgotten the Latin for it but a loose translation of it is - at the same time sinner and saint.
So... while doubt is a part of everyday life, and doubt is a part of spritual growth, the simple question to ask is - are you a citizen of both Kingdoms? or just this one? In that answer - what are chances looking like?
2006-07-15 03:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by charlie_2you 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well your saying , On the off chance you will go to heaven,, so that means your not sure if your even going to heaven right,, so you have to read your Bible and you will know what heaven is really about read ,, Revelations chapter 20 and 21 ,, and it describes what heaven really is ,,If you do make it to heaven it will be through Christ our Lord my friend,,and there will be no playing of any games because we will be in the spirit ,, not our bodys .
2006-07-15 00:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by myblueeyes422000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yes of course and I imagine you will be able to frolic in the garden "sans vetements" so that Twister will really be an enjoyable Bachanalian sport. Don't forget the grapes, strawberries, chocolate sauce and champagne.
2006-07-16 04:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like Heaven to me!
2006-07-15 00:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a lot more fun then just sitting on a cloud all day singing praises to God.
2006-07-15 00:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep ur mouth shut . otherwise they hell devils will be the one u will play twister with , infact they will play with u,
2006-07-15 00:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by allways_dejavu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure hope so!! Me too! ME TOO!! I wanna play with the Y!A babes too! Err... No, actually, that's exactly how it should sound!
;-)
2006-07-20 13:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will hang you upside down with all the other turkeys.
2006-07-15 00:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello. - Lol....Bill the Cat.
Good Luck.
Have a nice weekend. :)
2006-07-15 00:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋