2006-07-15 00:12:14 · 6 answers · asked by Pervy_Pirate 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
do you think he might have had authority to take such a ride, or be given a ride by a higher than earthly authority, like enoch did?
hey pervey pirate, why don't people like to talk about this stuff?
2006-07-15 15:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is too busy running the universe. The couldn't catch Him anyway! The bible says that all things are held together by him so he could let the universe fall apart if He wanted to. I think Jesus would get a kick out of your question, he does have a sense of humor!
2006-07-15 00:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go and look at yourself in the mirror- and say that you are sorry for making jokes about religion - i am serious.
make fun of all the other stupid stuff you will probably think about - but leave Jesus alone ! Unless you try to be one of his followers, then follow Him
2006-07-15 00:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Hope the cops beat the **** out of him and then give him the ticket
2006-07-15 00:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by ☆BadNews☆® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without careful preparation it is easy to forget.
2006-07-17 05:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-07-15 00:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋