Can you recommend a hilarious humor website?

Question

Laughter is indeed the best medicine. I'm looking for the most hilarious jokes from all over the world. Thanks!

Answer 1

ebaumsworld.com
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Answer 2

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Answer 3

Try searching it. A little excersie will be rewarded with laughter later on.

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Answer 4

I'm wating to see what everyone else answers on this. I want a good wenbsite too! :)

Answer 5

www.lotsofjokes.com/
www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
www.jokesandhumor.com
www.jumbojoke.com/
www.myhumor.org/
www.funnyhumor.com


tell me if u want more...

Answer 6

http://failfountain.com

Answer 7

Try my QA, it might help you

Answer 8

ME!


One sunny day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a red
Mitsubishi 3000GT for speeding. He walked up to the car and asked the
driver to roll down her window. Immediately, he was stunned by just
how beautiful she was! Probably the most beautiful blonde he'd ever
laid eyes on. I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... could I
see your drivers license
and registration please." "...What's a license...?? ?" replied the
blonde. Big blue eyes sweetly looking up at him. "Your drivers
license is generally in a wallet", replied the officer. After
fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I
see your registration? .." asked the cop. "Registration? ..... What's
that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove
compartment. .." said the cop patiently. After some more fumbling, she
found the registration. "Thank you Ma'am. I'll be back in a
minute..." said the cop and walked back to his patrol car. The
officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's
license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came
back; "Ummm....is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes...."
replied the officer. "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the
dispatcher. "Uh... yes" replied the cop. "Here's what you do...."
said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your
pants..." "WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate. .."
exclaimed the cop. "Trust me..... just do it...." said the
dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license
and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..."Ohh no... not ANOTHER
breathalyzer. .."



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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a
bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she
came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old
lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You
can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would
you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then
said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring
my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!"
replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were
square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet
again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said
the president,"$ 25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the
hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I
bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the
Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."



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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the
couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer
before it starts!"

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to
him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get
me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do
tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a
lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore. .."

The man sighs and says, "It's started..."

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Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald
bracelets and a ruby pendant."

"But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things."

"True enough," said Mrs. Whembleton. "If I should predecease my dear
husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to
go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!"

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"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do..."
(especially when you share the same major!)

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for
his Mother.

SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.

RELIGION: Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses G-d

ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of
trying to dig it up.

THEATRE: "OH MY G-D! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"

BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"

PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must
come down.

JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18,
called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."

WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"

BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money
together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the
other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each
other.

ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."

ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.

ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete
with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't really
say anything substantively intelligible.

EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship was a learning
experience.

COMPUTING: "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface"
and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."

E. ENGINEER: "It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives
and negatives, but..."

ARCHITECTURE: "There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."

JEWISH STUDIES: "OY! You should feel so guilty!"

PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to
witness the breakup, are they really single?

ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked
sophisticated communication skills.

PHYS. ED.: They punch each other out in frustration.

CHEMISTRY: "It was just the wrong chemistry between us..."

COUNSELING: Each urges the other to, "Get help!"

MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in some parts, a country
song) to express his or her sorrow.

LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.
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Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up
and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, It's me."

"Sugar!"

"Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful
mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500."

"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he
gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW
that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000!"

"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."

"What?"

"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and
I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember?
The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront
property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK?"

"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone
know to whom this phone belongs?"



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Enough now!

Answer 9

jokes2000.com is pretty good

Answer 10

djhgfj.com

Answer 11

thejokeyard.com
funnyjunk.com