Is God dead and if so, were you invited to His funeral?

Answer 1

yeah! It was the coolest thing...see he has a very cool guest list and he plays this trick and gets us every single bleedin time....he keeps rising from the dead! All those flowers? Why doesn't he just make one of them good old fashioned Irish Wakes...and lay there a bit longer.........like a bank holiday weekend. THEN he can sing like dere is no tomorrow....hey the ghost of honour is always a friend in my book...*wink*

Answer 2

First we need to determine which God we are talking about here. Are you referring to the real God, the unconditionally loving God who we are all a part of? This is the one Jesus was talking about when he said the kingdom of God is within you. The one who is our dearest friend and closest companion. This one I can trust.

Or are we talking about the angry little judgmental God that lives on some far off cloud called heaven. The one who seems to be more concerned with our errors than he is with our successes? You know the egocentric needy little God that always wants people to worship him. The one who is always unavailable because he is only a fantasy? You need to specify if you want a real answer.

Once I felt a lot like you are feeling now then something happened that made me feel the real Gods presence. I was an atheist then one day I had a sort of a vision of a distant relative that lived over a thousand miles away. I convinced myself that it was just a case on an overactive imagination. Three days later I got a call telling me that he had gone into a coma and died the same day that I felt I had been contacted by him. I can honestly say that this changed my life completely. I felt like God had gone out of his way to help me find my way home. This is why I get angry when people talk about the judgmental God. The love I felt that day made me realize that God would never even think about judging or punishing anyone for any reason.

Answer 3

now that is a moronic question
first spell right IF GOD DIED
do you really wish God dead? WELL HE CANT SO THERE. MORE LIKE YOU WILL BE DEAD AND WHO ARE YOUGONG TO INVITE TO YR FUNERAL?

Pls a little more respect for God. or a looooot

Answer 4

Dear, belief in omini present, omni potent, creator of the world as god was supposed to die long back and the so called religions. But, to our surprise still such a god survives in believer's mind. Why do you want to be a murderer and go for his funeral...don't be a hypocrat. Let him live as long as the believer wants in their minds. Let us sit and watch.

Answer 5

How about an original idea on the subject...

"God" as embodiment of our wishes (what WE would do in His position) might exist in the FUTURE - it's that which life strives to become - so consider it may well be that God is not born yet!

Answer 6

if you are referring to the one true God, he ain't and will not going to, but don't forget to send me an invitation on your funeral as your time will surely come

Answer 7

would u be able to ask this question if He was dead? would u be alive then?
GOD never took birth , so no question of dying.

(i can come to ur funeral if u want)

Answer 8

there wasn't a funeral as there wasn't anything to bury, although metaphorically speaking, I suppose the god myth sort of got buried by the spread of reason and thinking

Answer 9

God created you my boy, and he created the world, the stars in thesky, the planets and anything else in creation....although I don't know about M&M's....if he created them...don't know about that one...but he created the first and second Adam and it is through the second Adam (Jesus Christ) that we have the lives we have today.....he intercedes on our behalf even if we've been bad that day...so love God and love Jesus Christ....AMEN.

Answer 10

if your invited let me know i'll accompany you in indulging in the unfortunate loss of His non-existance... wait that was kind like a

double negative... cool!