Naughty joke here?

Question

Isaac falls asleep on a beach for several hours and gets sunburned. His legs are the worst and they are already starting to blister. In agony he goes to the local hospital and is immediately admitted after being diagnosed with 2nd degree burns.
After checking doctor tells the nurse, This man needs continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse is astonished by this and says, doctor what good will Viagra do him?
It'll keep the sheets off his legs, replied the doctor.

Answer 1

A mother told her teenage daughter: "If someone sexually harasses you by touching your top part, you must shout "DON'T!". Touching your low part you must shout "STOP!".

Next day, the daughter came back crying home and told her mother she was sexually harassed. The mother was so angry and asked her why "What happened my baby?"

"It was terrible mother,.......sob.......I was in the elevator when he came in.....and there were just the two of us. Then he touched my top so I shouted "DON'T".

"That is good", the mother commented.

"Then he touched my bottom and I shouted again "STOP!", the girl said wiping her tears.

"What happened then? Did he try to touch you again?", the concerned mother asked.

"He then touched my top and bottom at the same time and I told him "DON'T STOP!"

The mother fainted.

Answer 2

The sheet could be in for a bit of a let down. Whatever effect the Viagra has, the sedative will put to bed. lol

Answer 3

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at
the crap table. A very attractive blonde
woman from the hills of NC arrives and bets
$20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I
feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude." With that, she stripped from the
neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped
up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes
and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know --
I thought you were watching."

Mora l - Not all rednecks are stupid and
not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men...

Answer 4

Nice 2 points

Answer 5

lol...viagra....the little blue pill...

heres a viagra joke:

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

Answer 6

Nice one
Isaac did one more thing do you know?


Isaac's dad was puting on a condom when Isaac walked in the room,dad covered himself and turned to look below the bed.
Isaac asked - "whats wrong dad?' Dad said-'Think I saw a rat'
Isaac replied _ "OOH so are you trying to **** that rat-DAD"?

Answer 7

Thats a nice one Mr.Isaac Newton

Answer 8

*raises eyebrow* oh? And here I was, thinking there was going to be something about the nurse sticking around to keep the poor man's mind off his injuries...

Answer 9

OMG thts funny, keep'em coming Mr Pd.

Answer 10

LMAO

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