I'll start it off:
Man who live in glass house, get dressed in basement.
2006-07-14 22:45:04 · 12 answers · asked by Truebador 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Chinese proverb" is in quotes, so yes, make it a joke. That's why I asked in the joke section. ; D
2006-07-14 22:53:13 · update #1
Or at least amusing.
2006-07-14 22:57:20 · update #2
He who laughs in a crisis has found someone to blame.
2006-07-14 22:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jack Nicholson 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That's my joke! My brother told me that one in the late '70s, and I hadn't heard it in 20 years, when I offered it on Yahoo Answers a few weeks ago. Where did you hear it?
No, I'm not reclaiming ownership of the joke, I'm just saying I'm a bit more familliar with it than most.
K, I'll make up one of my own... um...
Ready? Here goes.
He who have sex with Paris, the little Venus...
More likely to be itchin' 'round the penis.
Ok, I picked apart an old joke, and put a name to it.... But it's still mine, dammit!
2006-07-14 23:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost. Only the pheonix arises and does not return to dust.
oh wait, are we supposed to turn it into a joke?
2006-07-14 22:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch a_s_s should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2006-07-15 12:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav. Chinese Proverb
If you have money you can make the ghosts and devils turn your grind stone
2006-07-14 22:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who laugh at people should have good joke
smell freshness of flowers not smell other people asses
a job in hand is worth two others in bush
live and let dragon kill others
2006-07-14 22:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
2006-07-14 22:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I always heard these as "Confucius say..." As in:
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
That was always my fave. =) Anyway, here's a link to about a jillion more. Ciao!
2006-07-15 00:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Cherstin and Adam F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who sits on his own face, wears his a** for a hat.
2006-07-14 22:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.
2006-07-15 06:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋