I'm 32, male, 5' 10" tall, blue/grey eyes, medium build, unemployed and drunk most of the time. How can I make myself sound more exciting and sophisticated than I really am?
2006-07-14 22:20:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Just say something like....
Single Male, 32, 5'10", blue eyes, medium build, spontaneous, enjoy socialising and meeting new people. Looking for woman for friendship and courtship.
Don't go into the 'My eyes are bluey grey, because no one cares if they have a bit of grey in there. The getting drunk is you going to the pub and you talk to people there so your socialising and you meet new people. And if they ask about your job just say that one day you got up and thought, "That's not what I want to do with my life, I want to be something!" and tell them what you really want to be and say that you're struggling to find an opening.
2006-07-14 22:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by susanradford18 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see... you're 32 years old and unemployed... oh! and let's not forget drunk most of the time.... Ha! Good luck man!
But in all seriousness, be truthful in the ad. Find other qualities (if you have any, of course) such as:
- Avid tennis (or other sport) player
- Romantic
- Music oriented
- Good cook
- Enjoys long walks (hikes), and conversations, or horseback riding, or poetry, or literature
2006-07-14 22:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by GlitzNGlam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a virtuous, exciting man. Who's old enough to know what he wants and young enough to make it happen. Im tall enough in height...which makes you think about other dimensions...When you look at me you see the warmth and caring of my blue ocean-like eyes which is then quickly contrasted with my true manly and strong exterior. I am not a stranger to the party scene as i frequently indulge in all it has to offer...in fact you can even spot this in my private life as i gave up work many years ago to travel the world and see it in all its glory....
you see that stuff ryt there is the sh*t...im proud of that i made it up on the spot...not bad eh?
2006-07-14 22:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by JayClutch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who wouldn't want an unemployed drunk guy? I'd say be yourself and maybe shoot low and aim for a girl who can share her food stamps with you and split vomit time in the bathroom after a night of excessive drinking. Shared experiences are the best.
2006-07-14 22:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by jljdc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
swm, 32, 5'10", attractive, enjoys a good time. I love life and the simple pleasures it offers. Looking for a lady to join me in my adventures.
that sounds good.
2006-07-14 22:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by iamberkowitz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tall male with piercing blue eyes, currently re-evaluating career direction, VERY sociable........WLTM?
2006-07-17 23:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write down, young hot n horny.
2006-07-14 22:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by lontopcat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lie
2006-07-14 22:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NERD
2006-07-14 22:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by k-swiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋