lololol Just playing, But how soon is to soon for a girl to pass gas in front of you without you getting turned off.. and no it hasn't happen to me I don't fart.
2006-07-14 20:26:54 · 37 answers · asked by puceekat@sbcglobal.net 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sure if not they would be full of s-h-i-t-!!! lol
2006-07-14 20:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Celebrity farts are perfumed, well muffled and melodious, often inaudible to commoners, (Audio muted). there have been records of celebrity farts being a collectors item.
Male farts are frowned upon but female farts are a celebration by themselves.
There are at least three broad Fart Classifications.
Fart 1. is VFF
Fart 2 Is NVFF
Fart 3. GAPF
Vegetarian Female Fart
Non veg Female fart.
General Allpurpose Fart.
Please refer to books written by me, The art of a fart Volume 1 to 6, and the Smart Fart Volume 1 to 5
2006-07-14 20:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mostly every body farts?
Who Gets Lactose Intolerance?
There are different reasons why a person may be or may become lactose intolerant:
People who are of Asian, African, Native American, and Hispanic backgrounds are more likely to develop lactose intolerance at a younger age.
People with irritable bowel syndrome or Crohn's disease have a reduced level of the lactase enzyme.
Certain antibiotics can trigger temporary lactose intolerance by interfering with the intestine's ability to produce the lactase enzyme.
After a bout of infectious diarrhea, some kids can develop a temporary lactose intolerance that usually improves after a few days or weeks.
As people get older, their bodies usually stop producing the lactase enzyme, and most people will naturally become lactose intolerant over time.
2006-07-14 20:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone farts "an average of 13 times a day" So you better get used to your bf or gf farting in front of you very quickly
2006-07-14 20:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um gas is gas. And any 'explorer' knows that one is bound to come across some 'gaseous anomalies' sooner or later, hence people are trained to ignore and/or laugh at the situation.
BTW you're stupid for worrying of such things.
Farts are probaby the least harmful anomalies you encounter during your travels(aka. life).
lol........SMUG
OMG X 2!!!!!!!!!! Some people have been holding their farts back for YEARS? Gezuz H!!!! How DO you keep the anti-trrorist task force off your 'azz'.???
2006-07-14 20:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by BlueChimera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend started farting around me around 2-3 months of dating. We became really comfortable with each other really fast, so I suggested that it'd be an okay thing for us to fart around each other, and now she does--all the time...
2006-07-14 20:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been with my husband for 8 years and have yet to fart in front of him. He does it in front of me all the time, but if I do it in front of him, I'd lose the right to fuss about it.
2006-07-14 20:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by emily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a new boyfriend and I am always very careful not to in front of him. Well a small one slipped out last week, and he didnt care. If a guy truely likes you, he wont care if it happens. Besides men do it all the time.
2006-07-14 20:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by ms mystery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you think I care if movie stars fart?
2006-07-14 20:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you do fart, 14-16 times a day. jk i wont be nerdy anymore. one day my friends and i were all at a party, and most of them had their gfs, all the guys were farting and all the sudden my friends gf had this huge fart. it was scary, so i would say marraige
2006-07-14 20:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get real! Everyone farts! Ha ha ha Most girls don't like to be a pig about like guys though.
2006-07-14 20:29:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋