Is there a special trick to insert a penis into a vagina. I can't seem to figure it out.?

Answer 1

lol - are you kidding? Enjoy the learning process!

Answer 2

Try removing it from your body with a powerful implament like a chainsaw or even a crude on like a dull rusty knife, and then try to insert it. It's much easier to do once you disconnect it from your body. And nevermind the blood running from the wound, it will stop soon after.

Answer 3

Just remember that the vagina is the hole
between the butt cheeks where the poopy
comes out. Lube up and jam your dingly right
in there.

Answer 4

put your fingers in her like your going to finger her excpet the usual process of fingering spread your fingers to make a opening for the penis and stick it in there that works for us! good luck and have fun expermenting

Answer 5

its called Foreplay lots and lots of Foreplay
so buckwheat seeing as how we know you have a computer google the word Foreplay

Answer 6

Yes there is a trick.

Close your eyes and let your girl guide you in.

Answer 7

the trick is, for full penetration, it should be hard. if you can't get it up, talk to a doctor.

Answer 8

Hit it with a hammer several times first.

Answer 9

work it first until it lubes (i.e. oral, fingering, etc.) then it'll be alot easier. If you finger you'll have better idea of where it goes.

Answer 10

stand on your right foot with your left foot lifted.....wave your left hand over your head.....grab your left ear with you're right hand and take a step forward. it should go in nice and smooth now.....at least it does for me.