YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT WHEN...
1.) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
2.) You step out of your room and realize that your
parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to
when it happened.
3.) Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.
4.) Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
5.) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6.) You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"
7.) Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time
you see a new WWW site address on TV.
8.) You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you
can hear if new e-mail arrives.
9.) Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind
you of what she looks like.
10.) All of your friends have an @ in their names.
11.) When looking at a web page full of someone else's links,
you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
12.) Your dog has its own home page.
13.) You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.
14.) You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you
check it again.
15.) Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.
16.) You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor
the URL.
17.) You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends,
because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered
to ask.
18.) Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for
2 months.
19.) You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
20.) You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
"Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have
a job.
21.) You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard
and mouse.
22.) Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come
to bed."
23.) You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with
Netscape 3.0 or higher."
24.) You never have to deal with busy signals when calling
your ISP... because you never log off.
25.) The last girl you picked up was only a GIF.
26.) You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace
the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
27.) Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...
so you buy another computer and install a second phone
line so the two of you can chat.
28.) As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain
road, your first instinct is to search for the "back"
button.
2006-07-14 19:48:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I am i am addicted, u made me awaring of it. thanks
2006-07-14 20:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 13⤊ 10⤋
False.
2016-03-27 06:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you're so awesome now to answer them..
sometimes
i have realized they left before lol
lol...nothing to say there
I actually had a nightmare about HTML once lol
OMG all the time lol
lol no lol
sometimes lol
haha yes actually i call my cell and take my phone with me lol
lol i'm not married
hahahahahaha
haha yes lol lol lol
no pets :( lol
hahaha yes lol
eh nope lol
lol i wish lol
haha my best friends name is madison but we call her bylli lol
lol prolly will happen lol
ha all the time...why do you think i'm on right now... i was sleeping lol
i tell my siblings and my parents that lol
hahahahaha
lol my mom made that rule for me so i settled with my cell phone lol
hahaha
sounds just like me lol
lol haha
thought about it lol
hahaha for dinner my family text messages eachother or IMs us lol
lol sounds like something i would do lol
you're so awesome! check ya later ♥
2006-07-14 21:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so how much for a captain kirk chair and how much to replace the computer chair with a toilet....awesome. awesome job. big thumbs up to that one!!!! if i could i'd give you 20 points for that
2006-07-14 20:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by ragsdalemb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! do they have like an AA for this?? or would that be IA? 12 steps to a internet free life!
2006-07-14 19:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Haylow ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... thats funny!! :)
btw... do you know where I can get this?
21.) You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard
and mouse.
lol...
2006-07-14 20:06:15 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! you forgot:
- you go to a store for the first time and when you like it you try pasting it in the favorites
- you double click with your finger addresses on magazines...
GEEEEK!! ♠
2006-07-14 20:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey i am a internet addict
all those symptons match
2006-07-14 20:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE but way too long....thanks for sharing
2006-07-14 19:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only read some of them. but they were cute! good job!
2006-07-14 19:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! How do you know so much about my personal life !!!
2006-07-15 07:13:39 · answer #11 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋