A pastor went out one Saturday to visit church members. At one
house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the pastor had knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took out his card and wrote Revelations 3:20 on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
{Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him and him with me.}
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the
pastor's message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
{I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was
naked; and I hid myself.}
2006-07-14 18:14:45 · 32 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! Pd, u r the treasure of the world's most cute jokes :)) 10/10 !
2006-07-15 07:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.
She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies.
A few weeks later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward.
"At least they're finally together."
"Excuse me, Father," says one of her sons, "but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs."
2006-07-27 15:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to send this one in on a collection plate.
2006-07-27 02:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, very clever. Maybe not a lol, but definitely a smile of appreciation.
2006-07-28 17:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahah
lmao!
hahhahahahahahahahhahahahah!
hooot!hoot!
srry. that was amazing though. naked in the garden. wow. only something that funny can come from the bible!
=D
2006-07-14 18:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anna.R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but always funny :D
2006-07-28 11:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 outta 5. hella better than that lame *** barber joke.
2006-07-28 16:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best one yet! My folks will LOVE that joke!
2006-07-17 20:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H A HA HA HA HA HA H A
2006-07-26 15:38:10 · answer #9 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good
2006-07-14 18:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋