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yo mama's so stupid she tripped over da cordless phone

2006-07-14 15:47:04 · 9 answers · asked by jordy45689 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Your Mamma said to tell you not to be telling those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.

2006-07-14 16:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh yeah, well yo momma's so dumb she forgot the recipe for ice.
she's so fat, she wen't to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE.
She's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
She's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to swerve around her when she walked into the rode.
yo momma's IQ is less than room temperature... in Alaska.
yo momma's so old, she was around when the grand canyon was just a crack in the ground.
she's so stupid, she thinks Equador is how you get into an Equa.

hahaha, I've got a billion of these...

2006-07-14 23:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by agfreak90 4 · 0 0

neither because its sooo 1990!!!!! not funy anymore. expiration date 1991!

2006-07-14 22:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

How many times have I heard that???

2006-07-15 01:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0 0

I pity the fool....

2006-07-14 23:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by czar242 2 · 0 0

oh pity on him

2006-07-14 22:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by red sun 2 · 0 0

not funny

2006-07-14 23:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by sarai b 2 · 0 0

too bad. it is neither.

2006-07-14 22:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0 0

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2006-07-14 22:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tan~Lines~ 3 · 0 0

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