why was E.T.'s eyes open so big?
b/c he seen the --phone-- bill
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get ome spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
2006-07-14 15:31:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilariouse!
i give it a 10!
2006-07-14 15:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
certain, its extraordinarily warm right here and that i'm even on the coast. those valley individuals might want to quite be scorching like a blob of spittle on a warm range. warmth will be an illustration of a rip contained in the bowels of the Earth and Hades spewing its ghastly warmth up from down below onto the Earth's floor. i theory absolutely everyone knew that. let's overview the meteorological non secular importance of climate phenomena: hotter than hell: Self explanatory. See above. less warm than a witches' boob in a brass bra: God sulking. Raining cats and canines: Haitian voodoo casters puzzling at artwork. Blowing like a typhoon: Erstwhile Roman and Greek gods with a severe bout of flatulence (whats up, they're in basic terms human). Thunder and lightning: God and the angels having a sport of bowling Flood: God and the angels after a heavenly beer binge. Texas tornado: Shiva and a dervish duking it out. desire this clears issues up.
2016-11-06 09:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! (For those who didn't get the second one...think of what rhymes with Chuck...starts with an 'f'.) Yeah, those were funny. I'd give the first a 7 and the second a 10.
2006-07-14 17:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to honestly say that the first one is not that good! The second one was awesome!!! I give it a ten, and once again, An A for effort, great typing! Oh I also admire that you are so open to criticism, that's cool!
2006-07-16 07:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by dtuckawaygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first joke 4, second joke 10 ! Ok so now I gotta go call all my friends and tell them!Thanks for the laugh(my kids are having a sleep-over I needed that)!
2006-07-14 17:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is a 1.
The second one is a 9!!!! Hahahahaha! I was cracking up!
2006-07-14 15:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by roxy81492 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha second one 10/10. I instantly saw the humor.. you would easily get it if you've ever seen Kill Bill vol. 1
2006-07-14 15:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's clever. So, how much wood would Chuck have chucked up if he had known the farmer was going to blow him away...?
2006-07-14 16:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 for the first one and9 for the second
2006-07-14 15:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!! that was really cute and it like it so i'll give u a 8 and maybe even a 9 because ur avatar is really cute!!!
2006-07-14 15:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one didnt make me smile so 1/10
the second one had me guffawing so 9/10
2006-07-14 15:41:19 · answer #11 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋