A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the ********, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"
2006-07-14 15:26:53 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! If a dove is the symbol of love. What is the symbol of true love? Hehe. :)
2006-07-14 15:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
are u a comedian that was very funny it show u have a great sense of humor u are funny, hilarius i love ya
2006-07-14 16:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by MS. SEXY!!!!!!!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i saw that it was a joke from u..........i certainly thought i wouldnt go overboard like the rest about the joke....
but then i confess the joke was hilarious!!!! thanx!
2006-07-14 15:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WOW! I don't think I've heard a joke like that in a long time--
2006-07-14 15:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Manda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there have been 2 brownies... ONE NAMED BOB AND the different NAMED URKLE. THEY were put in the OVEN AND BOB SAYS TO URKLE "ITS warm IN right here" AND URKLE SAYS "AHHHH! A talking MUFFIN" LOL! CORNY... i recognize.
2016-12-10 09:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke ahaha still laughing
2006-07-14 15:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny! I dont care who you are, thats funny :)
2006-07-14 15:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anntoinette M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever. a new one on me. I like it.
2006-07-14 16:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's friggin' gr8 right there
2006-07-14 17:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, thats nasty but, nonetheless funny...
2006-07-14 15:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋