Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
2006-07-14 14:46:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg funny funny i give it a 10
2006-07-14 14:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 5⤊ 5⤋
3 1/2
2006-07-14 21:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by mike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-1
2006-07-14 21:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 10!!!!
2006-07-14 21:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a 10!!
Love blonde jokes!!
2006-07-14 22:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...I'll give it a 4 out of five stars.
2006-07-14 21:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked your others...but this one wasn't too great, sorry! I give it a 2.
2006-07-15 00:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funnny
ill give it a 5
2006-07-14 21:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by J bean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was a good 1 ill give ya that
2006-07-14 21:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by grizzgoal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
halireous dude -10
2006-07-14 21:54:36 · answer #10 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 nickles out of ten i will give.
2006-07-14 22:00:46 · answer #11 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋