2006-07-14 14:34:26 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Pets ➔ Dogs
My butt is dog ugly...I am considering lots of alcohol too.
2006-07-15 01:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 5⤋
OMG you are like so totally reported! Right after I go and buy a tub of glitter and go out to the bar.
2006-07-15 00:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best treatment for ugly dogs is a can of Chef Boyardee's Spaghettios and some Silly String.
Most ugly mutts are mistaken for high schoolers and not hauled away to the pound...
2006-07-14 21:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by sincityq 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glitter is just the beginning. You should also consider bright red lipstick, fake nails and breast implants. Also, teach your dog to giggle at bad jokes and tired pick up lines.
2006-07-15 00:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes the women all look better as the night wears on, is the amount of alcohol the men consume during the night.
2006-07-14 22:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it's a purse dog, go and buy a sweater and a hat that are too big and cover him up. but id stay away from the glitter. hair dye on the other hand...lol (jk)
2006-07-14 21:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Alecto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glitter is so bright and sparkly...like you. I think you should put glitter on your doggie...maybe one of those pretty lil' shimmery collars...he'll be so cute...like you. And I'm not one of those women who puts glitter on herself, but do you think I need to?
2006-07-14 22:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Felicia Fox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glitter may irritate his skin. Glitter on humans is clownish.
2006-07-14 21:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes put glitter on him ! Then he can be a little gay doggie !
2006-07-14 22:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by sweenygirll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dogs are wonderful, even one of my Belgians is in the top 10 in the country. :)
2006-07-14 21:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by draggardevir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats cute, I say you sprinkle him with glitter, turn on the blacklight and drink a couple beers! giddy-up
2006-07-14 21:40:26 · answer #11 · answered by fritzmeeshka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋