2006-07-14 14:28:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You'll have to stop having sex with your mother.......and your dog.
Read it quick, soon to be deleted by that all powerful being...the moderator.
2006-07-14 14:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by Who cares 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Probably better to call it the Virtual Wahooo Church. You don't want to upset either Yahoo or the Baptists who are not as up to date on the latest and ever-changing theology as you are.
2006-07-14 21:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by frodo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many Baptist churches already...
2006-07-14 21:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an online Swedenborgian Church which is better.
http://www.mechanicsburgnewchurch.org
2006-07-14 21:31:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you cant be a senior pastor cause its gods church
2006-07-14 21:31:27 · answer #5 · answered by robert b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we would want to see your credentials as an ordained minister before you go preaching to the masses here. Otherwise, someone could get hurt.
2006-07-19 08:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you will give the members 10% of all your earnings.
2006-07-15 02:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by AlwaysRight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I'd have to vote NO to that one. I'm not a baptist!
2006-07-14 21:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can if you want. I'm not Baptist, though.
2006-07-14 21:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, no doubt! When can I become a member? You won't want to leave out us heretics!
2006-07-15 01:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your still alive???? Just when I thought I was done with your ranting like buffoon you pop out of nowhere
2006-07-21 23:47:14 · answer #11 · answered by independant_009 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋