2006-07-14 13:42:47 · 32 answers · asked by Ethan M 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have to say most of your answers are very dissapointing.
2006-07-14 13:52:27 · update #1
What year were you really born?
2006-07-14 13:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Meg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IS I WRONG TO DO THE MATH WHEN READING THE BIBLE?
Seth born in year 130, [Gen.5:3]; Seth was 105 and had; Gen.5:6;
Enos in year 235, Enos was 90 and had; Gen.5:9;
Cainan in year 325, when he is 70 he has; Gen.5:12;
Mahalaleel in year 395, when he is 65 he has; Gen,5:15;
Jared in the year 460, when he is 162, he has; Gen,5:18;
Enoch in the year 622, when Enoch is 65, he has; Gen.5:21;
Methusaleh in the year 687, when he is 187, he has; Gen.5:25;
Lamech in the year 874, Lamech is age 56, in year 930 and Adam dies Gen.5:5;
Methusaleh is age 243 when Adam dies,
726 years to flood is age of Methusaleh when he dies at age 969
Gen,5:27; born year 874 + 969 = 1656,
it was year of the flood when Methuselah died.
Lamech born in year 874, was age 182, he had, Gen.5:28;
Noah in the year 1056 [Adam dead 126 years],
Noah was age 600 Gen.7:6; [born 1056 + 600 =] the flood came in year 1656.
1656 + 350 years after the flood, Noah died in year 2006, Gen.9:28,29; At age 950.
Shem age 98 at time of flood , and age 600 at death, died 25 years before Abraham died. Gen.11:10[Shem was age 100, two years after the flood]; He was age 448 when Noah died, and age 450 when Abraham was born, Abraham is son 20 in the genealogy of Jesus Matt.1:1-17; Abraham Gen.12:4[age 75]; 25:7[age 175 died];
2006-07-14 21:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by jeni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how much time I had to think of. I just re-read your question -- if Jesus were to show up today without any notice, I would ask him who shot JFK. I'm not sure what I would ask him if I went back to his time.
2006-07-14 13:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by godraiden2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay low, man; dont' draw any attention to yourself. It'll only fork things up for the world on down the line. Besides, these muthas play for keeps, you wont' get out in one piece!
2006-07-14 13:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by kennethleemcdaniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing really, he was just a dude, I'd rather tape his life to prove to people that the bible is almost completely wrong and written so far past his death and for political reasons that it got almsot everything wrong.
2006-07-14 13:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would God the father make a deal with Sin to penalise his only son for everyones Sins,
2006-07-14 14:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by nannikiri 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to go to the question that they ask in the movie, Jesus Christ, Superstar, and ask "why did you pick such a backward time and such a strange land?"
2006-07-14 14:06:06 · answer #7 · answered by ladyjailbird424 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have a question but an account of history, to show him how much damage his bullsh*t religion caused to our species, and how damage it is still causing.
2006-07-14 13:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you really employ Pat Robertson?
2006-07-14 13:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by changRdie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him how big his member is, and offer him things Mary Magdeline couldnt imagine offering.
2006-07-14 13:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask, "Why do you preach false things and believe false things when Giggles loves you and all of his people?"
2006-07-14 13:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by EasterBunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋