I don't care how long it is. FUNNY!
2006-07-14 13:33:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No affence, but those aren't funny.
2006-07-14 14:24:47 · update #1
Fire In The Furnace?
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says, "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
2006-07-14 16:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True story....my Mom used to want a central vacuuming system. Now that's not funny but her concept of it was. She thought she would just have to push a button and all the dirt in the house would be sucked right up.
When my daughter was going to be starting kindergarten she already knew her teacher's name. She was discussing this with her friend who was going into grade 1. She said her teacher's name was Mrs. Davies. Michael said his was "Mrs. Johnson. My daughter said to Michael with a look of wonderment "They both have the same name...Mrs."
2006-07-14 20:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry lil'chic98, i wont be answeing ur q.
this is a reply to simi 1808... u r stupid!!! i dont know you but i can already tell you cant think outside of the box. i mean the family can do anything to do the catfood! maybe she was doing a friend a favor by buying it! i bought it myself for my school friend cause she was sick! if that happened with me (it cant cause i dont have a daughter, i am only elevan)you will also make fun of me!SICK! or it can be something else like buying it for a cat nearby, or a gift for a cat ( it can happen) or anything else!
2006-07-14 22:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend used to work in a shop, she was sitting at the register. then there came a mother with a maybe 5 year old daughter, to pay. all the mother had, was catfood. when the mother was paying, the little kid said "but mom we dont even have a cat" lol its not a joke but it really happened! its a true story! when my friend told me about it, i was laughing my *** off! i was imagine the mother and the daughter at the register with all the catfood and the daughter telling that they dont even ahve a cat lol i dont wanna know what they did with the catfood....
2006-07-14 22:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by simi1808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to Mickey D's and insisted on ordering a cheeseburger. Minus the cheese. They kept asking me, "Are you sure?" Finally the supervisor came over and said maybe I should order a regular burger, instead of a cheeseburger. ding, ding, ding!
I think my parents probably took drugs. That would explain sooooo much!
2006-07-14 20:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Naomi Joy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 5 year old cousin and his family were eating dinner at a chinese resterant. after a wile of sitting there , he turned to his dad and said "i think everybody is speeking spanish"
another time, the same family rented a few movies. first, they started to watch "batman". well, my cousin fell asleep, so they decided to put in "rainman." in the middle of the movie my cousin woke up and resumed watching. after a few minutes he asked "when does he turn into batman?"
2006-07-14 20:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes when you cry.............no one sees your tears,
Sometimes when you are worried..............no one sees your pain,
Sometimes when you are happy............no one sees your smile,
But, just fart one time...............................
PS: Oh and this is 4 Yankee Doodle......what's your problem gurl? I mean the question waz "what's the hillarious thing you've ever heard?" simi 1808 answered with what he/she thought was funny. So what if it doesnt crack YOU up?!
Get a life...........and a lil' sense of humor while you're at it.
2006-07-14 23:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to my research: when my five year old friend says "Oh baby love me" in a deep voice! I don't care how immature or stupid it is it's funny!
2006-07-14 20:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was watching Jurrasic Park with my "20" year old niece and she asked " Do you think they used real dinosaurs in this movie?" LOL!!
2006-07-14 20:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Fee_I_Am 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband was teasing our soon-to-be four year old grand daughter....." you're going to be 3, right? "...he would keep asking her.....only to have her keep replying " no, Grandpa, I'm gonna be 4 ".....
well, she finally had enough....and we were all rolling like you wouldn't believe when she finally said "....No, Grandpa...I'm gonna be 4, you just can't remember because you're OLD ! ".......
2006-07-14 20:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by Campbell Gramma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋