2006-07-14 13:31:07 · 15 answers · asked by Thom Thumb 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
ROFL did ANYONE look at my photo? Do I look like a little kid?"Listen to your parents" - -LOL
IT'S A JOKE - lordy does anyone here have a sense of humor any more?
2006-07-14 13:49:48 · update #1
FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY some funny answers to A JOKE QUESTION FROM AN ADULT AND IF NOT FATHER , UNCLE OF 5 KIDS.......GEEEEEEEEEEE
2006-07-14 13:58:46 · update #2
Because I say so and I'm your mother...Don't talk with your mouth full.
2006-07-14 14:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 4⤋
Because children's services will get us for medical neglect. We are supposed to provide proper nutrition for the growth of a child, we are supposed to keep a balanced diet to ensure that they won't be fat, are healthy, and become strong and healthy adults--I am a mom, I have 2 of them(grown kids), and I know what I am saying. Neither Pizza, nor chips, nor pops are an adequate diet, the body needs variety.
2006-07-14 20:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by MARIANNE G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out the new show called" honey, we are killing the kids"
pop has tons of sugar and no nutrition values, and same with chips.
you need nutrition to grow and help your bones from breaking.
be happy you dont just eat rice for all 3 meals. like those in foreign countries.
parents are not mean- we have learned from how we grew up.
listen to your parents. we keep you healthy so you could grow up.
2006-07-14 20:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats3inhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their engine would get all greased up! Kind of what seems to be happening with the teens of today. Notice that I am not one since I can spell and pronounce words.
2006-07-14 20:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by onamor47 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can, but you will be really fat, your face will be covered in zits, and you will be awfully unhealthy. Your bones won't finish growing right, and your teeth will rot out of your mouth. So don't come crying to me when you have no friends and sallow skin and you feel awful!
2006-07-14 20:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Waferette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this mean mom says nutrition is not found in chips and soda. plus it would plug you up. unless you eat wood chips to use as fiber. oh the lack of vitamins and minerals would put the young ones in the hospital for sure....nag nag nag.
2006-07-14 20:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by territheterribleliar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey have you priced potato chips and pop lately ? feed em gruel
2006-07-14 20:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because kids dont go outside and play all day like we used to. Their inside playing video games.
2006-07-14 20:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you look closely at kids these days you would know that they already do.
2006-07-14 20:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a nutritionist...
You can starve to death on a full stomach... if you don't get in lots of different things... you're just going to die of malnutrition.
2006-07-14 20:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This mom was going to put her 2 cents in!!! Thanx for the laugh I really needed it!!!!
2006-07-14 20:56:47 · answer #11 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋