A guy asks his mate How do you teach a girl to swim?
his mate says Right, well you get her to stretch out in the water
you put one hand just below her chest to support her
the other hand supports her thighs and you say move your arms about a bit then you sort swish her back and forwards in the water and say keep breathing steadily and you move her about saying keep stretched out
The bloke says, Its a lot of effort to teach my sister to swim
and his mate says Your sister? Just chuck her in the deep end.
2006-07-14
13:18:05
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