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all the junk u have inside with you is a table broken into 2, a mirror, newspaper and some useless junk...how do you get out...and there is a way

2006-07-14 13:13:35 · 5 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

check back in exactly 10-12 minutes to find out the answer...and if you got any jokes plz share them

2006-07-14 13:16:06 · update #1

ok maybe check back in 15 -20 min since no one has answered yet

2006-07-14 13:17:09 · update #2

and dont look at no one elses answers..thats cheating

2006-07-14 13:19:04 · update #3

ANSWER: 2 HALVES MAKE A WHOLE...thanx guys

2006-07-14 13:34:16 · update #4

5 answers

i'd put the 2 halves of the table back together to make a w(hole) ..... then climb out the hole ; )

LOl

2006-07-14 13:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Put the two pieces of the table together, as two halves make a whole. Then, climb out through the hole.


Damn, took too long to answer and someone beat me. But at least I get to look like an *** for saying the same thing after them. My apologies to ya and good job, go speed typer, go!

2006-07-14 20:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

firstly: what is the useless junk, specify
secondly: put half of a table against the wall and the mirrow right above it as close to the wall as possible. use the other half of the table to sit on and hold the newspaper as you are reading it, do this facing the mirrow, now it seems you are out of the room.

2006-07-14 20:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Isn't it something crazy to do with seeing yourself in the mirror and getting out someone because of that?...I'm checking back, i really want to know now just in case this ever happens to me.

2006-07-14 20:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by Carrot to the max 2 · 0 0

wake up from a dream

and here are ur jokes u were waiting for ms

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first
day, she gave her intro,
and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.
Well, Ok.
In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John.
Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of Supporting a
friend.

Ok next."
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."
This continues...
And the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see Bubble in the
bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown
boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please."


First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."
teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next."
You sweet Girl; Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class gets up:
"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day."

Friends of women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that.

Friends of men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a
Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,
"It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A ho*ny bastard," called out Eddie.

2006-07-14 20:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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